tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post2112641560032009418..comments2024-02-10T05:10:34.854-05:00Comments on The Balog: MKMOT/50 Days of HATE- Day 29 (October 12, 2012)IMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-48234783263092544392012-10-15T15:32:21.295-04:002012-10-15T15:32:21.295-04:00"Uwe nailed it."
-One of 13 coeds recov..."Uwe nailed it."<br /><br />-One of 13 coeds recovered from a suburban crawlspace in 1998, talking about why they couldn't free themselves sooner StFhttp://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/bomb_burn_dummies/severed_nose_2.sized.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-34912708151328802412012-10-12T21:40:40.147-04:002012-10-12T21:40:40.147-04:00If you wanted to, for some reason, disavow yoursel...If you wanted to, for some reason, disavow yourself of the slim hope that The Man Upstairs had seen or been convinced of the truly awful, broken nature of his comment revolution, you could check this thread out for a hot minute:<br /><br />http://gawker.com/5950981/unmasking-reddits-violentacrez-the-biggest-troll-on-the-web?post=53479145BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-38920717022265359732012-10-12T20:02:10.584-04:002012-10-12T20:02:10.584-04:0048 comments!? Shit, better scan through and see i...48 comments!? Shit, better scan through and see if something interesting was said. Sorry bub, this is it. All you get. I had absolutely nothing to add of value but you're still here reading. Not that what we normally do on here is anything but a waste of time...but seriously...this is worse. Thanks for reading. SbV8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-39888381665630151032012-10-12T19:54:23.421-04:002012-10-12T19:54:23.421-04:00+1, I'm still enjoying these.+1, I'm still enjoying these.SbV8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-53031764113737753152012-10-12T17:51:56.996-04:002012-10-12T17:51:56.996-04:00NOPE DEFINITELY NOT ME. Nobody said anything, did...NOPE DEFINITELY NOT ME. Nobody said anything, did they?Nick Sabanhttp://squealinghog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nick_saban-300x225.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-91044905251224954412012-10-12T17:35:09.975-04:002012-10-12T17:35:09.975-04:00I actually read the "purpose-built" part...I actually read the "purpose-built" part and thought it was about whichever coach had sex on the floor of a restaurant. But that wasn't Saban, was it?<br />Guy Who Needs to Learn More College Sportsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-60955556577352853072012-10-12T16:24:35.261-04:002012-10-12T16:24:35.261-04:00Aha. Nick Saban is actually a shapeshifter!Aha. Nick Saban is actually a shapeshifter!Guy who took a hit off his trumpet and really hopes you can get high from spit and coppery oily stuffhttp://www.descocorp.com/diver%20in%20sludge.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-38386881449153716642012-10-12T16:20:27.972-04:002012-10-12T16:20:27.972-04:00A ten inch tall person?A ten inch tall person?Ayawnamoushttp://www.zzzzzzz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-70505822839266381292012-10-12T16:07:41.238-04:002012-10-12T16:07:41.238-04:00Well, an 8,500 sf house that is 8,500 cf in volume...Well, an 8,500 sf house that is 8,500 cf in volume would by definition be 1 foot tall. What kind of person would live in a 1 foot tall house?Guy Who Likes Half-Explaining Thingshttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqzcgRVvSWrKaqkRfwNdLm3gQnoFqn3_BxtM4M4SwjNTdmDUqGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-40847453435687752622012-10-12T15:51:57.381-04:002012-10-12T15:51:57.381-04:00StF, can we at least agree on the need to bash Pat...StF, can we at least agree on <b>the need</b> to bash Patrick Monohan with my size 10 Doc Marten (my brown Oxfords, as they have more tread left to leave a mark) regardless of motivation? Does it really matter whether it's because I used to like them 13 years ago, or you never have?I Like Cheap Beernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-37525818768604299712012-10-12T15:45:58.589-04:002012-10-12T15:45:58.589-04:00As much as I don't want this to be the correct...As much as I don't want this to be the correct answer, I'm going with "B".UweBollocksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-43171160447463321572012-10-12T15:35:13.732-04:002012-10-12T15:35:13.732-04:00POP QUIZ: Pick the fake Train lyric.
A. Upside of...POP QUIZ: Pick the fake Train lyric.<br /><br /><b>A.</b> <i>Upside of a downward spiral<br />My love for you went viral</i><br /><br /><b>B.</b> <i>Tell me<br />Do you think I'm not a Snicker bar<br />Nutty about the way you are<br />Saw your smile, I almost died<br />You keep me so... satisfied</i><br /><br /><b>C.</b> <i>Now that she's back from that soul vacation<br />Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey<br />She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo<br />Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey</i><br /><br /><b>D.</b> <i>While everybody else is getting out of bed, I'm usually getting in it<br />I'm not in it to win it<br />And there's a thousand ways you can skin it</i><br /><br /><b>E.</b> <i>My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest<br />I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna<br />And I'm always gonna wanna<br />Blow your... mind</i>StFhttp://43blogtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/worst-accident-3.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-6053606269898720722012-10-12T15:28:35.095-04:002012-10-12T15:28:35.095-04:00What is SteveU's Nick Saban joke all about. I ...What is SteveU's Nick Saban joke all about. I usually get these things, but I'm temporarily suffering from transient retardation.Guy who slipped and hit his head on a blunt instrument that is actually a clarinet filled with weedhttp://godhungry.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/puzzled.jpegnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-14561091285159608562012-10-12T15:10:19.279-04:002012-10-12T15:10:19.279-04:00No!
Yes. :-/No!<br /><br />Yes. :-/BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-42108095986333416802012-10-12T15:09:06.989-04:002012-10-12T15:09:06.989-04:00Ha!
+1Ha!<br /><br />+1BoChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14954545243167948845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-86549517051346669562012-10-12T15:01:11.176-04:002012-10-12T15:01:11.176-04:00That one has you in disbelief??? Did you see #12?<i>That</i> one has you in disbelief??? Did you see #12?Marv Skeevyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06189158304975010368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-61530126471856928242012-10-12T14:55:59.058-04:002012-10-12T14:55:59.058-04:004+ paragraphs or GTFO!!14+ paragraphs or GTFO!!1Guy Who Grades KINJA!1!! Era Commentshttp://www.deadspin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-11653919151032756432012-10-12T14:36:17.199-04:002012-10-12T14:36:17.199-04:00Two things:
1. Holy shit, those are really lyrics...Two things:<br /><br />1. Holy shit, those are really lyrics from "Meet Virginia"?<br /><br />2. There's no way that Godsmack song on the Villiage Voice list is a real thing. Theres' just no fucking way.UweBollocksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-68719487631014901292012-10-12T14:11:53.681-04:002012-10-12T14:11:53.681-04:00With all due respect Mr. Favorites, I'm tellin...With all due respect Mr. Favorites, I'm telling your mom what a big meanie you are. She's not going to be pleased with your skewering of her favorite band.I Like Cheap Beernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-53065915837782929172012-10-12T13:37:11.751-04:002012-10-12T13:37:11.751-04:00Man, I promise I do no research for these (hard to...Man, I promise I do no research for these (hard to believe), so I hadn't seen that link before. It's great. The singer's quote about Burning Man just slays me. Marv Skeevyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06189158304975010368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-75443726722793035822012-10-12T13:27:01.399-04:002012-10-12T13:27:01.399-04:00With all due respect, Cheap Beer... "Meet Vir...With all due respect, Cheap Beer... "Meet Virginia?" You mean, the song that features lyrics like <br /><br /><i>Smokes a pack a day, but wait, <br />That's me, but anyway</i><br /><br />AND<br /><br /><i>She never compromises, <br />Loves babies and surprises, <br />Wears high heels when <br />She exercises</i><br /><br />AND<br /><br /><i>Daddy wrestles alligators <br />Mama works on carburators <br />Her brother is a fine mediator <br />For the president</i><br /><br />This, by the way, is about as GOOD as their lyrics get; "Soul Sister" is more representative of the makes-Noel-Gallagher-feel-EVEN-BETTER-about-himself quality of their <i>ouevre</i>. Meanwhile, the melodies are lowest-common-denominator catchy swill, churned out in group sessions with hack producers and <a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2010/12/the_20_worst_so_19.php" rel="nofollow">ripping the likes of Smash Mouth</a>.<br /><br />This is Mom music. <br /><br />No, actually, it's worse. It's SHITTY mom music, made by people who-- if the dumb-middle-aged-lady-bait lyrics are any indication-- think pretty poorly of moms. Liking Train isn't something you still do, unless you're doing so while having your afternoon chamomile before slipping your Mom jeans back on and taking the Yukon to pick up your shitty, shitty kids; it's something you move past, and never NEVER talk about. StFhttp://www.craftydiversions.com/Trash%20-%20blogger%20archive%20links%20moved%20to%20blog%20folder/uploaded_images/Feeling-Catty-770433.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-30271608887804546482012-10-12T13:26:33.571-04:002012-10-12T13:26:33.571-04:00Ukulele [check]
V-neck tee [check]
Floating powerf...Ukulele [check]<br />V-neck tee [check]<br />Floating powerful lyrics [check]<br /><br />Well it nails all 3 characteristics I look for in a smash hit. Listen Marv (just kidding I know you can’t listen), sometimes you need to unwind with a Starbucks frappuccino and some of your closest friends to talk about how good the RHONJ reunion show was last night (ughhh Teresa!), and there is no tune that provides better background noise than this one. This song is like comfort food for your ears. It makes you want to slip on some sweats, put your hair up in a bun and just veg out. I don’t need all my music to carry heavy messages or have diverse arrangements with strong vocals and mind-blowing instrumentals. Sometimes I just want to wake up at noon and eat cold pizza right out of the fridge while I try to piece together last night’s events with my girls and pick vomit out of my hair. Just like I didn’t care who I brought home last night, I don’t care what I’m listening to – I just know that it feels good and that I won’t remember its name the second that it’s over. <br />Madoffs Metsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-21838050823520669752012-10-12T13:16:46.020-04:002012-10-12T13:16:46.020-04:004 more comments and this post will have more comme...4 more comments and this post will have more comments than last night's DUAN! We can do this people, WE. CAN. DO. IT.<br /><br />Seriously, that place is deader than a dead guy, amirite?Guy Who Points Out Obvious Things to Seem Like He Knows Shithttp://www.kansascitymugs.com/watermarked/m/LACLEDE_COUNTY_MO_RAYMOND_GRAY_MONK_3609452.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-66790042339510791002012-10-12T12:09:05.588-04:002012-10-12T12:09:05.588-04:00I certainly don't like them, but on the whole ...I certainly don't like them, but on the whole they are not as bad as this song would indicate. Because that would be impossible. Because I'm starting to realize that this may very well be the worst song in the history of recorded music. And therefore, naturally, a colossal, inescapable hit.Marv Skeevyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06189158304975010368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-25149730793896314512012-10-12T11:53:27.794-04:002012-10-12T11:53:27.794-04:00+1+1cobrahttp://deadspin.com/people/cobra.la.la.la.la.la.lanoreply@blogger.com