tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post2590340445001138791..comments2024-02-10T05:10:34.854-05:00Comments on The Balog: MKMOT (August 4-5, 2012)IMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-73658666472121073042012-08-05T22:08:15.857-04:002012-08-05T22:08:15.857-04:00Yowza. Percocets go a lot better with finishing me...Yowza. Percocets go a lot better with <i>finishing</i> med school, I'd imagine. Stay strong.StFhttp://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/31/e44d1d7f12864217919818ffc2369768/l.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-63451473739442059102012-08-05T21:51:46.479-04:002012-08-05T21:51:46.479-04:00"Mr. Burke, as a result of peeing in the comp..."Mr. Burke, as a result of peeing in the company fish tank during the last Margarita Tuesday, it's now going to be your job to read, copy and paste random tweets from fucking idiots. There's really not going to be any commentary or technical expertise, but somebody sensitive to the value of what it is they do on this planet might feel a twinge of regret, or some sort of ennui..."<br /><br />"(sigh) That's fine. (gets imitation brain-hook sold in the Egyptian section of the natural history museum, releases soul-eater from its extra-dimensional prison) At least I'll get to experience life as lived by most of our new comment pool."All in a Day's Workhttp://www.readersdigest.ca/fun/jokes/all-days-worknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-67357696009282653092012-08-05T21:28:17.694-04:002012-08-05T21:28:17.694-04:00In my wildest dreams this could not have gone any ...In my wildest dreams this could not have gone any better. I salute you sir.Echohttp://deadspin.com/people/SameSadEchonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-70588991132781825142012-08-05T21:23:00.970-04:002012-08-05T21:23:00.970-04:00My God, this is agony. This is like doing very sin...My God, this is agony. This is like doing very sincere, earnest interpretive dance in front of a large crowd, only I'm the only person who hears the music.<br /><br />Also, with giant, blue, serrated, sea-water scented claws instead of feet.Vuvshttp://deadspin.com/people/rareendangeredvuvuzelanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-32475160376172309152012-08-05T21:07:17.792-04:002012-08-05T21:07:17.792-04:00[dying][dying]Echohttp://deadspin.com/people/SameSadEchonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-74642240193212416642012-08-05T20:55:26.462-04:002012-08-05T20:55:26.462-04:00Jesus, Echo, I fucking butchered that exchange in ...Jesus, Echo, I fucking butchered that exchange in DUAN. <br /><br />In summary, you were dismissed. The joke involved bringing you back, only now Deadspin is spiraling into some kind of strange dimension where time moves both forward and backward simultaneously. Kinja is having its way with DUAN, and my various alien-like appendages are incapable of coping. I'm going to go drink a delicious shake of ejected gastric acid off of the rapidly-dissolving carcass of a rabbit, and try again in a little while.Vuvshttp://deadspin.com/people/rareendangeredvuvuzelanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-47264232378556004922012-08-05T20:30:45.952-04:002012-08-05T20:30:45.952-04:00I've been trying to decide since I first read ...I've been trying to decide since I first read this whether or not Michael is serious, or trying to make a joke. He deleted a response that took his comment seriously but it could still go either way. His comment history doesn't seem to indicate your run of the mill troll or nitwit. My life is full of these little mysteries.Ergnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-12834189675198454412012-08-05T20:11:49.100-04:002012-08-05T20:11:49.100-04:00Honestly, if you write a phrase like "Perhaps...Honestly, if you write a phrase like "Perhaps you've heard of it? One of the world's top universities.", it had better fucking be preceded by "Al's University, Towing, and Chinese Food" or the equivalent.BBAMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-71888078270997887492012-08-05T20:07:28.030-04:002012-08-05T20:07:28.030-04:00JESUS CHRIST, BBAM!
"But, then, I went to B...JESUS CHRIST, BBAM!<br /><br /><br />"But, then, I went to Berkeley. Perhaps you've heard of it? One of the world's top universities."<br /><br />I can't make that any funnier.BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-27285385818368422052012-08-05T20:06:04.067-04:002012-08-05T20:06:04.067-04:00My knee bent sideways playing basketball. Think I ...My knee bent sideways playing basketball. Think I stepped on someone's foot. But the orthopedic anatomy professor from the med school I start next week was working out when it happened. The one lucky thing in all this.<br /><br />MRI soon but he's pretty sure my ACL's gone. Surgery shortly.SbV8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-45805209112978732412012-08-05T19:59:25.533-04:002012-08-05T19:59:25.533-04:00Jesus, I just looked at her comment history.
If I...Jesus, I just looked at her <a href="http://deadspin.com/people/lucydean" rel="nofollow">comment history</a>.<br /><br />If I were trying to be an obnoxious troll, with a tenuous grip on reality and logic, and came up with her comments, I'd be pretty happy with myself. I'd say "Kinja!" now, but I have a strong feeling, deep in my soul*, that she used to be starred on Jezebel.<br /><br />*or whatever is in the gaping void where it should beBBAMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-18465386988714192922012-08-05T19:54:55.372-04:002012-08-05T19:54:55.372-04:00@FM
I agree 100%. Some people just don't thi...@FM<br /><br />I agree 100%. Some people just don't think before they tweet, and their apologies are meaningless.BBAMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-90166672681487501782012-08-05T19:42:48.767-04:002012-08-05T19:42:48.767-04:00It's amazing how dense some people are. I mea...It's amazing how dense some people are. I mean it really, really is.Freeman McNeilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16744099746151057381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-92006334714956911912012-08-05T19:38:45.098-04:002012-08-05T19:38:45.098-04:00This makes it all worthwhile. (Seriously, this mig...<a href="http://deadspin.com/5931944/?comment=51582876" rel="nofollow">This</a> makes it all worthwhile. (Seriously, this might be my new favorite response to one of my comments.)StFhttp://www.pioneerinstitute.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/swing-and-miss.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-38572414006146940732012-08-05T19:30:51.783-04:002012-08-05T19:30:51.783-04:00Safewords are essential.
What did you do?Safewords are <i>essential</i>.<br /><br />What did you do?StFhttp://www.shoewawa.com/jimmychoo_springsummeaddds.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-11706583893793744502012-08-05T19:25:31.095-04:002012-08-05T19:25:31.095-04:00Who has two thumbs and had two functional ACLs thi...Who has two thumbs and had two functional ACLs this morning? <br /><br />[Sobs]SbV8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-25471164766027582672012-08-05T18:54:36.971-04:002012-08-05T18:54:36.971-04:00Well you just burst my bubble. I thought it was t...Well you just burst my bubble. I thought it was the beginning of a wonderful relationship. I was picturing her sitting at her desk writing "Mrs. Lucy Airborne" over and over. And trying to decide if she liked 'Mavvy' or 'Issy' better.Ergnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-4953079132538623502012-08-05T15:31:58.894-04:002012-08-05T15:31:58.894-04:00"Garrett Reid Chokes After Eating Challenge F..."Garrett Reid Chokes After Eating Challenge Flag"Ultimate Ironyhttp://boards.philadelphiaeagles.com/topic/622861-andy-reid-should-not-be-in-charge-of-the-challenge-flag/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-24578639235512508532012-08-05T15:05:27.321-04:002012-08-05T15:05:27.321-04:00Didn't see it, and I have fascinated you all r...Didn't see it, and I have fascinated you all repeatedly with my discussions about "the line" and my inability to define it with any sort of absolute clarity, but that strikes me as pretty funny. I may not have posted it myself, but I can appreciate it.Gamboahttp://deadspin.com/menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-77886722179566687822012-08-05T12:54:37.381-04:002012-08-05T12:54:37.381-04:00Agreed. I actually gave it a +1 just for the sheer...Agreed. I actually gave it a +1 just for the sheer ballsiness of it. Still, I wasn't surprised to see it get deleted. It's a pretty fucking terrible story, and there seemed to be a lot of blowback.Vuvshttp://deadspin.com/people/rareendangeredvuvuzelanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-75281193350051812632012-08-05T12:48:50.744-04:002012-08-05T12:48:50.744-04:00Sad to see that "Andy Reid agonizing over whe...Sad to see that "Andy Reid agonizing over whether to throw the challenge flag at the coroner" joke deleted. Yes, it was extremely distasteful, but, damn, it was funny.TDKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-83312181350159447522012-08-04T19:17:19.510-04:002012-08-04T19:17:19.510-04:00You talk to Jesus Christ as if he did it all for y...You talk to Jesus Christ as if he did it all for you... did it all for you.Rec Specsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-11621567830457954032012-08-04T19:15:30.095-04:002012-08-04T19:15:30.095-04:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzf09PYSuhkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzf09PYSuhkRec Specsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-19091069885837295162012-08-04T16:29:28.743-04:002012-08-04T16:29:28.743-04:00He's dead on with the investment of effort thi...He's dead on with the investment of effort thing. Good read.Ergnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-36384166413964319852012-08-04T16:10:50.020-04:002012-08-04T16:10:50.020-04:00/thinks about MMA
[cums]/thinks about MMA<br /><br />[cums]Guy Who Is Not Really Raysism But Is Pretending To Be For The Sake Of This Commenthttp://www.kickassmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Tapout-crew.jpgnoreply@blogger.com