tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post3524549173034627141..comments2024-02-10T05:10:34.854-05:00Comments on The Balog: MKM Open Thread (February 20, 2012)IMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-33856850449453850852012-02-21T11:56:45.143-05:002012-02-21T11:56:45.143-05:00Fine. See if I give any more +1's. Asshole.
W...Fine. See if I give any more +1's. Asshole.<br /><br />Wait, you might have meant Echo. In that case I agree.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-83117994571098457592012-02-21T11:37:47.099-05:002012-02-21T11:37:47.099-05:00Thanks asshat.
http://deadspin.com/5886854/soccer...Thanks asshat.<br /><br />http://deadspin.com/5886854/soccer-team-greeted-by-snowball-bombardment?comment=47200016#commentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-19211497534619365282012-02-21T02:17:20.093-05:002012-02-21T02:17:20.093-05:00I'd kill for a cup of Ovaltine?
May I have th...I'd kill for a cup of Ovaltine?<br /><br />May I have that as an alternative to the aforementioned <i>Big Cup Of Fuck Off</i>?<br /><br />/Ovaltine is a once popular additive that gives milk a flavour, oft confused with chocolate, but actually malt based.LIL' ROMEOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-1802094107150125612012-02-21T02:12:11.923-05:002012-02-21T02:12:11.923-05:00Wanna know how I pronounce Qatar?
"Shuttledi...Wanna know how I pronounce Qatar?<br /><br /><i>"Shuttledik"</i><br /><br />/with reference to Shuttledik, an approved commenter whose defiance was often noted by starred commenters, much to their amusement. <br />// <i> and </i> are html, sorry, <i>html</i> code for text featured in italics, thus giving the statement extra merit or eluding to some altogether completely different or abstract notion.LIL' ROMEOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-56709306647310073962012-02-21T02:06:44.552-05:002012-02-21T02:06:44.552-05:00Yo, that joke CRAAAY. Nevertheless, John Cusack is...Yo, that joke CRAAAY. Nevertheless, John Cusack is wack. That shit GAAAAAAAAA...<br /><br />- LIL' ROMEO<br /><br />/GAAAAAAAAA... rhymes with CRAAAY, but starts with GAAAAAAAAAA and ends in much the same fashion as CRAAAY, but without being mean.LIL' ROMEOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-29524846283168999192012-02-21T02:01:21.017-05:002012-02-21T02:01:21.017-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.LIL' ROMEOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-32378845476293498552012-02-20T22:59:27.109-05:002012-02-20T22:59:27.109-05:00+1+1BronzeHammernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-60289867036838728982012-02-20T22:44:20.354-05:002012-02-20T22:44:20.354-05:00[hug]
[sticks thumb up SSE's patoot]
["...[hug]<br /><br />[sticks thumb up SSE's patoot]<br /><br />["honks"]StFhttp://thatisntfudge.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-25516944758438013362012-02-20T22:34:07.093-05:002012-02-20T22:34:07.093-05:00SHINNY HOCKEY!SHINNY HOCKEY!Pink Ragenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-81945499936529187162012-02-20T22:06:47.012-05:002012-02-20T22:06:47.012-05:00@EpiclarmicParagyrnum:
I think it would have take...@EpiclarmicParagyrnum:<br /><br />I think it would have taken me a few reads, because my mind would almost certainly make the "severance package = circumcision" connection first, which doesn't make sense with "generous" but kind of does with "recession proof." I definitely wouldn't immediately pick up on the crucify.ReverseApeChemistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-10078189738322305722012-02-20T22:01:35.582-05:002012-02-20T22:01:35.582-05:00That was a fucking brilliant combination of commen...That was a fucking brilliant combination of comments, and as I was just skimming them, I honestly wouldn't have gotten it if it hadn't been for that annoying correction. Ironic.EpiclarmicParagyrnumhttp://nonsensewordssss.xxxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-30550297803204626752012-02-20T21:55:18.139-05:002012-02-20T21:55:18.139-05:00I think I would enjoy him a lot more if he changed...I think I would enjoy him a lot more if he changed his name to "Shitty 'Melo."StFhttp://blackhole.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-35510970345637999242012-02-20T21:18:31.525-05:002012-02-20T21:18:31.525-05:00Hand Crafted in Tralfamadore is up to 12 posts out...Hand Crafted in Tralfamadore is up to 12 posts out of the total 35 in DUAN tonight. Not judging, just saying...that's a high percentage.BronzeHammernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-41336825047377446662012-02-20T21:07:30.297-05:002012-02-20T21:07:30.297-05:00So what...does streetcheese think just because muc...So what...does streetcheese think just because much of the commentariat clearly had the day off from work he gets to take the day off too?Sponsored by V8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-11536794730804414832012-02-20T21:05:29.311-05:002012-02-20T21:05:29.311-05:00That's a great joke.
I didn't recognize ...That's a great joke. <br /><br />I didn't recognize the name so I clicked to check history. <a href="http://gawker.com/5870140/hatred-intensifies-for-work-it-the-worst-television-show-in-history?comment=45456841#comments" rel="nofollow">This</a> was on the first page.ReverseApeChemistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-701581210771146282012-02-20T20:07:43.167-05:002012-02-20T20:07:43.167-05:00Vodkanaut --- (yes, Vodka...just like Metta WP is ...Vodkanaut --- (yes, Vodka...just like Metta WP is still Ron Artest to me)<br /><br />Just wanted to share my condolences for whatever this reply was supposed to be.<br /><br />http://deadspin.com/5886676/report-this-is-terry-franconas-new-20+something-girlfriend?comment=47181294#commentsThe Real Phin, For Realhttp://www.findthatlogo.com/wp-content/gallery/miami-dolphins-logo/miami-dolphins-walpaper.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-43859904710062324022012-02-20T17:50:32.262-05:002012-02-20T17:50:32.262-05:00@Sharting: Yeah, that hit the nail on the head. ...@Sharting: Yeah, that hit the nail on the head. I can't think of anyone who was starred recently who didn't deserve it.Sponsored by V8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-38197058024371971252012-02-20T17:38:10.209-05:002012-02-20T17:38:10.209-05:00@Sharting
Thank you@Sharting<br /><br />Thank youUweBollocksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-77269354032565777562012-02-20T17:25:36.661-05:002012-02-20T17:25:36.661-05:00It seemed like after the Sandusky posts, a lot of ...It seemed like after the Sandusky posts, a lot of PSU defenders stuck around and made bad comments for a while.A different shitty starred commenternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-17151978139776647212012-02-20T17:09:10.203-05:002012-02-20T17:09:10.203-05:00Doesn't give a damn anymore?<a href="http://deadspin.com/5886520/the-diary-of-a-man-with-the-stomach-flu?comment=47178159#comments" rel="nofollow">Doesn't give a damn anymore?</a>Are The Wheels Falling Offnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-58389977028166147822012-02-20T16:57:33.194-05:002012-02-20T16:57:33.194-05:00[Beane walks into batting cages where Manny is tak...[Beane walks into batting cages where Manny is taking pitches]<br /><br /><b>Beane:</b> "Manny, I'm trying to get every last ounce of baseball out of you and you're trying to get every last ounce of cheese out of that can. Let's pull on the same rope here [throws Manny a box of Ritz]"Always Winninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515024910394029832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-42051145676993931742012-02-20T16:42:32.476-05:002012-02-20T16:42:32.476-05:00How many commenters were ever "great" at...How many commenters were ever "great" at the moment they got starred? Give these guys a chance to grow into it. Reverse Ape Chemist, Universal Enveloping Algebra, Sgt. Hammerclaw, and maybe a couple others have been starred recently who absolutely earned it, even if they're not quite Eddie Murray Sparkles yet (who is?). And Robot Jerry Rice used to be a very solid starred commenter, if I remember correctly, and I have no idea why he lost it.<br /><br />How about instead of shitting on these guys and making them feel unworthy or unwelcome, we congratulate them and cut them some slack?Shartinghttp://deadspin.com/people/all_over_but_the_shartingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-83601046450124983592012-02-20T16:02:46.564-05:002012-02-20T16:02:46.564-05:00DS staff has always been a little touchy about any...DS staff has always been a little touchy about anything they'd consider criticism of the writers or the blog itself, even if it's in joke form. It seems to have gotten to the point where NO criticism is accepted. Unless, of course, Scott Raab contributes something in which case it's perfectly fine to post "FUCK YOU! Go cry some ham-scented tears into your LeBron James pillow cases you disgusting fat body!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-3148121463564468152012-02-20T15:54:11.260-05:002012-02-20T15:54:11.260-05:00For some reason, I can't help but giggle at th...For some reason, I can't help but giggle at the thought of Billy Beane refering to Manny as "The Tits" for an entire season.RMJ=Hhttp://itsthetits.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-21511361890248119352012-02-20T15:53:48.900-05:002012-02-20T15:53:48.900-05:00I understood your comment perfectly well.I understood your comment perfectly well.cobranoreply@blogger.com