tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post4403839431791862944..comments2024-02-10T05:10:34.854-05:00Comments on The Balog: MKMOT (August 1, 2012)IMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-28272651940864432112012-08-01T22:18:32.064-04:002012-08-01T22:18:32.064-04:00Ya know, I cut up a bunch of jalepnos tonight with...Ya know, I cut up a bunch of jalepnos tonight without gloves, then I took a piss and picked my nose. That pain was much less than some of what I have been reading here, Guywho.Eric Nestrstinkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13056982493798429785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-46251728535914782142012-08-01T18:52:15.759-04:002012-08-01T18:52:15.759-04:00I thought you were going to bed.I thought you were going to bed.Guy Who Hates Bullshittersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-22062482907946747952012-08-01T18:49:57.186-04:002012-08-01T18:49:57.186-04:00@ Anonymous
Hey man, I just did that hover thing ...@ Anonymous<br /><br />Hey man, I just did that hover thing and some math. One one post there was 14,064 pageviews and it said 494 visitors, so that means those people made 28 pageviews each in that article. Or are those only the people who are visiting Deadspin for the first time? Is that who the uniques are? <br /><br />Thanks, I just want to know how it works.Waiting for Anonymous to Answer My Questionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-82543424878365489742012-08-01T18:40:28.168-04:002012-08-01T18:40:28.168-04:00I don't even know who you are, much less what ...I don't even know who you are, much less what you're talking about. And I didn't draw attention to myself - I praised the writer who first approved and promoted me. As for other personalities, I gave that up last year once I realized what Deadspin was all about. I suggest you do the same.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-67882922160786367422012-08-01T18:36:25.959-04:002012-08-01T18:36:25.959-04:00It's the one you drew attention to yourself ri...It's the one you drew attention to yourself right above, where A.J. was "mean to you".<br /><br />Unless that was one of your other personalities that posted that comment here, the fact that you have no idea what I'm talking about it just insane.Guy Who Can Not Believe You Are Serioushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekQ_Ja02gTYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-84909875055060692312012-08-01T18:29:17.673-04:002012-08-01T18:29:17.673-04:00Pretty sure you said "name".Pretty sure you said "name".Guy Who Is Not An Idiot Or A Hypocrite, But Is Simply Capable of Reading At A 1st Grade Levelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-56454351214225801172012-08-01T18:22:48.999-04:002012-08-01T18:22:48.999-04:00/looks in mirror
//sees sane person/looks in mirror<br />//sees sane personGuy Who Is Not Dubainoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-75420232006133291492012-08-01T18:16:30.832-04:002012-08-01T18:16:30.832-04:00@Guy With Respect
I'm not using an anonymous ...@Guy With Respect<br /><br />I'm not using an anonymous account. How about you look in the mirror for a second before you post?DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-91084119039645251152012-08-01T18:14:21.630-04:002012-08-01T18:14:21.630-04:00/looks up DubaiAtNight
//finds nothing/looks up DubaiAtNight<br />//finds nothingGuy With Phone Booknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-38350252870420835152012-08-01T18:12:04.057-04:002012-08-01T18:12:04.057-04:00@ Guy #2
I appreciate a well thought-out comment,...@ Guy #2<br /><br />I appreciate a well thought-out comment, so thank you. I didn't intend to have my first response to AJ come across as defensive, but all I did was parrot his language back to him. If I was a defensive asshole, doesn't that make him one too?<br /><br />If not, then fine - I'm tone deaf. This wouldn't be the first time I heard that argument, and I appreciate the legitimate criticism. And I agree that there is a difference between my normal comments on the main site and my comments here - take a look at the time, convert it to UAE time, and guess the reason why. <br /><br />But, at least I put my "name" to it - unlike your anonymous dunce friends.<br /><br />I may be a crazy person, but I'm an honest one.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-30079377617504254182012-08-01T18:03:56.365-04:002012-08-01T18:03:56.365-04:00Jesus man, didn't you just see the post IMG pu...Jesus man, didn't you just see the post IMG put up? Cut it out already.Guy With Respectnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-42446671443398228482012-08-01T18:03:25.023-04:002012-08-01T18:03:25.023-04:00Well, unlike the other anonymous dunces here, I wa...Well, unlike the other anonymous dunces here, I was honestly hoping that you might have some kind of (misguided, misbegotten, foolhardy, but) serious intent behind this recurring thing you do where you take a needlessly antagonistic role toward the site. I'm not sure what's rude about that.<br /><br />And I used the term "psycho" because Daulerio responded to you with what struck me as a pretty deadpan *shrug* type of comment, and your response came off as wildly defensive and hostile. That's weird behavior.<br /><br />You're such a good commenter when you make jokes. And such a batshit lunatic when you go off the ranch.Guy Who Stipulates Your Guy Who #2 Designationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-74762425934490217622012-08-01T18:02:46.953-04:002012-08-01T18:02:46.953-04:00The requested URL /images/thumb/c/c5/Link_2_%28SCI...<i>The requested URL /images/thumb/c/c5/Link_2_%28SCII%29.png/250px-Link_2_%28SCII%29.png was not found on this server.</i><br /><br />Yup, that feels about right. This feels like a Gawker conversation. Why don't stupid people just acknowledge their stupidity? It's not like the rest of us can't see it for ourselves.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-58069727120090695102012-08-01T17:54:04.542-04:002012-08-01T17:54:04.542-04:00Your move, crazy person.Your move, crazy person.Linkhttp://www.zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/c/c5/Link_2_%28SCII%29.png/250px-Link_2_%28SCII%29.pngnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-50127020011914169692012-08-01T17:50:33.122-04:002012-08-01T17:50:33.122-04:00Kevin Eubanks applauds slowly with a forced grin o...Kevin Eubanks applauds slowly with a forced grin on his face.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-69102285101427307032012-08-01T17:45:41.830-04:002012-08-01T17:45:41.830-04:00Can you help me rub this on my back? I can't ...Can you help me rub this on my back? I can't reachGuy Who Is Going To The Pharmacist To Get Some Silvadene To Soothe That Wicked Burn You Just Gave Mehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/44/Freddy_Krueger.JPG/250px-Freddy_Krueger.JPGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-75150348126368600712012-08-01T17:44:52.078-04:002012-08-01T17:44:52.078-04:00A link would help your case.
A name would too, bu...A link would help your case.<br /><br />A name would too, but we both know you're beneath that.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-72031942339554414472012-08-01T17:43:18.701-04:002012-08-01T17:43:18.701-04:00I hope you are joking.I hope you are joking.Guy Who Hopes You Are Jokingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-17939793102871962162012-08-01T17:29:35.159-04:002012-08-01T17:29:35.159-04:00What my aim was, with the all-caps reply, was to b...What my aim was, with the all-caps reply, was to basically have the exact same back-and-forth you had with AJ on Twitter (yes, I realize you didn't use all-caps, but my point stands), which I though was obvious with the sudden, irrational anger with which I replied to your harmless reply. Then you call me "an idiotic troll" for it.<br /><br />Think on that for a minute, dawg.Guy Who Was Lying About Recently Being Diagnosed As A Crazy Person But Is Going To Break Character Because This Is Just Too Deliciousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-66730350806087085752012-08-01T17:27:47.976-04:002012-08-01T17:27:47.976-04:00Good lord, you are clever. I know intelligence can...Good lord, you are clever. I know intelligence can't be directly taught, but surely there is something you can pass on?DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-54800332772682906992012-08-01T17:23:10.681-04:002012-08-01T17:23:10.681-04:00OK, Marv, I apologize. My last comment was written...OK, Marv, I apologize. My last comment was written before seeing our (anonymous?) all-caps friend reply. Obviously, that is an idiotic troll. Again, my apologies for the association.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-57530491617943308462012-08-01T17:20:08.935-04:002012-08-01T17:20:08.935-04:00Speaking of Forces...remember Force M.D.s? Everyon...Speaking of Forces...remember Force M.D.s? Everyone knows "Tender Love" was the real shizznit back in the day, but before that they had a pretty awesome song and video called "Forgive Me Girl" that I still like to throw up on Youtube and get my groove on to. Check it out! One dude's teef are fucked up!<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z07XR1DWzAGuy Who Randomly Changes the Subject Based on Even Just one Wordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-47497924104859034482012-08-01T17:18:39.474-04:002012-08-01T17:18:39.474-04:00By the way, Marv/Guy Who/[we can both fill in the ...By the way, Marv/Guy Who/[we can both fill in the blank here], I would appreciate receiving a bit of the credit for increasing your readership.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-5125841225472127162012-08-01T17:14:37.659-04:002012-08-01T17:14:37.659-04:00So, I've apparently pissed off Dubai on the MK...So, I've apparently pissed off Dubai on the MKMUB balog. All I was trying to do is help diagnose his issue, but it is what it is. In my defense, I've been awake roughly 40 hours straight and could barely see straight enough to kick my dog when I got home tonight (bastard kept jumping around - but I tricked him by aiming at the one on the left. Dogs always expect you to kick at the one in the center when you are so tired that you see them in triplicate. You have to be one step ahead.)<br /><br />I'm going to go to sleep now and see where we stand in the morning.Guy Who Was Recently Diagnosed As Being A Crazy Personnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-56851621721848414202012-08-01T17:12:12.258-04:002012-08-01T17:12:12.258-04:00@Crazy Person Guy Who.
Yup, I had the under on 20...@Crazy Person Guy Who.<br /><br />Yup, I had the under on 20 minutes, and there you are. Congratulations. It really is the specificity and witty articulation of your criticism that forces me to take you seriously.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.com