tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post4450230787751067487..comments2024-02-10T05:10:34.854-05:00Comments on The Balog: MKMOT (June 18, 2012)IMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-26944920047462780622012-06-18T18:20:43.159-04:002012-06-18T18:20:43.159-04:00Ha! Raysism made his joke after I posted it here, ...Ha! Raysism made his joke after I posted it here, so I'm just talking about the starring. But anyway, that entitles me to 50% of Raysism's +1s on the joke, so big shout out to Ray!!BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-92005571557308575362012-06-18T16:12:57.082-04:002012-06-18T16:12:57.082-04:00Ugh<a href="http://deadspin.com/5918454/dan-snyders-official-team-bio-is-a-tour-de-force-of-bullshit?comment=50722277#comments" rel="nofollow">Ugh</a>BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-29276367601940223892012-06-18T15:28:34.831-04:002012-06-18T15:28:34.831-04:00I was just about to go to sleep after an insanely ...I was just about to go to sleep after an insanely long day (folks, don't let the father's day crap fool you - kids suck the life out of you all day, then wake you back up at 5am for round 2), when I clicked refresh to find probably the best two <a href="http://deadspin.com/5918454/dan-snyders-official-team-bio-is-a-masterpiece-of-bullshittery" rel="nofollow">back</a>-to-<a href="http://deadspin.com/5919318/editors-note-suggesting-dan-snyder-is-a-liar-is-not-as-libelous-as-writing-dan-snyder-blows-dogs" rel="nofollow">back</a> posts I've ever seen on Deadspin.<br /><br />I'm not sullying either one with my lame comments. <br /><br />I can sleep now in peace (and will strangle whichever kid decides that he/she needs help getting to the potty in 5 hours).<br /><br />Godspeed Deadspin.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-24348049906019178272012-06-18T12:45:44.581-04:002012-06-18T12:45:44.581-04:00Hey Stevie, I'm talkin' to you and no one ...Hey Stevie, I'm talkin' to you and no one else.<br />I just want you to know,<br />That I'll [cum], Steve U.<br /><br />If you [+1] me, I will [cum], Steve U<br />If you [+1] me, I will [cum], Steve U<br />If you [+1] me, I will [cum], Steve U<br />If you [+1] me, I will [cum], Steve U<br /><br />Well excuse me, let me let you know the time,<br />On how I feel and why Drew's the worst.<br />It's you that I want to be in my replies,<br />And if it's possible you will be my first.<br /><br />I lead you in the right direction, of course,<br />Make a sweet but tight joke about physics laws.<br />I'll [heart] you, big daddy, just wait and see,<br />And don't give no more [+1]s to that IMG.<br /><br />If you [+1] me, I will [cum], Steve U.Father MCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-36227249372081924292012-06-18T12:11:41.149-04:002012-06-18T12:11:41.149-04:00Hey, MS, beautiful post. You've justified my ...Hey, MS, beautiful post. You've justified my faith in you to run this gag balog that I had long since abandoned. You can be my father any day.IMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-80331421010754473092012-06-18T12:10:16.380-04:002012-06-18T12:10:16.380-04:00I missed you so much.I missed you so much.IMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-42143012001700575242012-06-18T12:01:18.941-04:002012-06-18T12:01:18.941-04:00[Walks in room]
[Looks at Everpink]
[Looks at Balo...[Walks in room]<br />[Looks at Everpink]<br />[Looks at Baloggins]<br />[Stares down Baloggins]<br /><br />You thought you could do this without me? DJ, spin that shit.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------<br /><br />To all the readers in the place with style and grace<br />Allow me to aim these lyrics right though ya, give 'em to ya<br />Powwow soon, see it through, we're with ya Tommy.<br />Starville was our club, haven't left yet, it's where you'll find me<br />Starville was our club, no one knows, when we all must leave<br />Mad Bastards' back and, praise passing, dud blasting<br />But I just can't quit<br />Because one of these roundups Baloggy could be featured<br />Need to, keep my handle secret, why not?<br />Why blow up my spot cause you know I'd stop.<br />Now check it, I get my laughs from jokes all through my head<br />For me it's easy, I've rapped enough but you still need me<br />No need to be greedy I got mad friends, fuck Denton<br />Comments by the layers, true fuckin players<br />Just be a soldier, jokes on order<br />tell your friends, +1 for you and me, they give us praise so naturally.<br /><br />I love it when you call me Big Balog-ga<br />Throw plus-ones in the air, if you's a true player<br />I love it when you call me Big Balog-ga <br />To the homies bein' funny makin jokes up, not dummies<br />I love it when you call me Big Balog-ga <br />If your havin' fun, no time to waste, make jokes, now go with haste<br />Cause I need some some laughter tonight, Deadspin has made us all crazy<br />Cra-zy<br /><br />/drops micThe Ghost of Notorious B.A.L.O.G.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsNLp0Opognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-80712527895125520212012-06-18T09:12:57.781-04:002012-06-18T09:12:57.781-04:00Home for the holidays
I believe I’ve missed each a...Home for the holidays<br />I believe I’ve missed each and every face<br />Come on and play one easy<br />Let’s turn on every love light in the place<br />It’s time I found myself totally surrounded in your <br />circles<br />Oh, my friendsKenny Balogginshttp://images.tvrage.com/people/20/58829.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-77469639872329798532012-06-18T08:59:48.286-04:002012-06-18T08:59:48.286-04:00Everybody have a great day!Everybody have a great day!Guy Who Can Not Bring Himself To Make A Snarky Comment About This Posthttp://www.downtownpet.com/blog/uploaded_images/smiling-german-sheperd-dog-725593.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-75647002888044811902012-06-18T08:33:38.009-04:002012-06-18T08:33:38.009-04:00Father of Marv,
Tell me what have you done.
You kn...Father of Marv,<br />Tell me what have you done.<br />You know I just closed my eyes<br />And IMG, he was gone.<br /><br />Father of Marv,<br />Take me back to the day,<br />Yeah, when CJ was the golden boy<br />Back before he went away.Everpinknoreply@blogger.com