tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post8585044600487373305..comments2024-02-10T05:10:34.854-05:00Comments on The Balog: MKM Open Thread (Mar. 21, 2012)IMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-83748248799810555152012-03-22T11:32:30.423-04:002012-03-22T11:32:30.423-04:00He was just talking about where the guy parked his...He was just talking about where the guy parked his Chevy Geo. How he figured that out, I'll never know.MBuAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12740129992558793997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-41916387851222247192012-03-22T04:44:48.350-04:002012-03-22T04:44:48.350-04:00By the way, the ninja post wasn't made on Wedn...By the way, the ninja post wasn't made on Wednesday anywhere in the world, except maybe China (I don't remember exactly when it went up and I'm too lazy to check, but I think it was pre-DUAN). So, rather than a geo-location giveaway, I think we have an unemployed giveaway ... most students or people with jobs have a decent sense of the current day of the week.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-73643857217506620392012-03-22T03:49:53.781-04:002012-03-22T03:49:53.781-04:00Not sure if you were implying it was me, but I'...Not sure if you were implying it was me, but I'm in the US - check the country stats on your log and I don't think you'll see any UAE hits recently unless you have other fans there). I use my own name around these parts (and I like the Canseco posts). Probably just paranoid, but just in case....DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-69883541897869582502012-03-22T01:27:10.494-04:002012-03-22T01:27:10.494-04:00Maybe a Gimp Named Dave R(etard) can approve him, ...Maybe a Gimp Named Dave R(etard) can approve him, since apparently he likes approving terrible fucking comments.<br /><br />http://deadspin.com/5895328/the-tim-tebow-trade-might-be-held-up-because-the-jets-never-read-tebows-contract?comment=48157042#commentsStreet Justice is My Middle Name. God I hate my Parents for That.http://shotgunkorea.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/seagal.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-76328384562879970952012-03-21T23:51:33.428-04:002012-03-21T23:51:33.428-04:00http://deadspin.com/5895397/boston-college-footbal...http://deadspin.com/5895397/boston-college-football-player-charged-with-recording-audio-of-his-teammate-having-sex?comment=48166227#comments<br /><br />And there's our pink comment winner.Sponsored by V8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-44203188539765082232012-03-21T22:52:02.555-04:002012-03-21T22:52:02.555-04:00You just gave away your geo-location, homey.You just gave away your geo-location, homey.IMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-40541929392061882692012-03-21T21:18:52.306-04:002012-03-21T21:18:52.306-04:00Don't worry, Mav. Once I quit law school, bum...Don't worry, Mav. Once I quit law school, bum around for a few months, take up writing, start my own blog, get a few hits, give up writing, work for my dad for a couple of years, get bored, take up writing again, start a sports blog, happen to bump into Deadspin EIC Hamilton Nolan at a boxing match, get hired as an intern at Gawker, ask him to let me write something, get turned down, ask again a few weeks later, get turned down again, set up an elaborate scheme to get a picture of Nolan in a compromising position, get caught before setting the plan in motion, get convicted of a couple of minor charges, have them expunged from my record after six months clearn, restart my own blog which I had to discontinue as a condition of having my record wiped clean, have it bought by Deadspin, and finally get hired as a writer, I'll restar you.MBuAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12740129992558793997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-66709324234769464852012-03-21T21:03:21.488-04:002012-03-21T21:03:21.488-04:00FIGHT THE POWER!FIGHT THE POWER!Chuck Dhttp://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/12/28/celeb-flavor-flav-240x285.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-71259221259238694522012-03-21T20:40:53.203-04:002012-03-21T20:40:53.203-04:00Since it was a topic of discussion today apparentl...Since it was a topic of discussion today apparently I'll give my 2cents: <br /><br />P.S. How the fuck do I create a permanent log-in on here? (Maybe Google account will work)<br /><br />1/ Obviously, it wasn't that funny, it was barely chuckle worthy at best. Wasn't necessarily meant to be hilarious, just an off-hand observation that she labeled it "throwing it down" after jumping about 5 inches. So let's not worry about arguing about that aspect. The standard is clearly no longer Be Funny or Else...<br /><br />2/ Show me where I said she was ugly. I implied that she has a big forehead (fact, by the way). You know who else has a huge forehead? Tyra Banks. Quite bangable and good looking. I realize as a white male conservative that I am the last subgroup of the population that is allowed to get made fun of with impunity from the joke makers while simultaneously getting zero rope to do likewise. <br /><br />3/ She is 6'8" with an 86inch wingspan apparently, it is fact that she barely even has to jump to dunk. <br /><br />4/ Jesus Scocca is a petty bitch. He clearly had a hard-on for me after the comment I made on the Pat Knight post last week. Whatever, I'm not going to tell them great job on every fucking post just because I'm a starred commenter like IMG does (Sorry IMG, keep up the good work!). I thought what he wrote was idiotic so I said so. As was Drew's piece (mostly) today. He didn't even post anything today. The only thing he did all fucking day was unstar me before 8:00am. <br /><br />5/ Apparently he combined with Drew on the Goodell post today, which included this: "Damn straight. In the NFL, if you don't do exactly as you're told, and you dare to subvert the established chain of command, well, then that earns you the death penalty. Goodell's punishment is about letting the world know that the NFL is the kind of league that keeps all its rogue elements in control. There will be no disobeying." Ironic they were bitching about that, no? <br /><br />6/ He has still failed to respond to me point out that the equivalent of her dunking would be me on about a 8'6" hoop after he challenged me to send in footage. <br /><br />7/ This probably ends with my banning.MaverickIsAirbornehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12833868498111425195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-35657422599848272512012-03-21T19:59:33.893-04:002012-03-21T19:59:33.893-04:00Don't be a fool anymore
(This is it)
The waiti...Don't be a fool anymore<br />(This is it)<br />The waiting is over.Kenny Balogginshttp://images.tvrage.com/people/20/58829.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-75223405913820606182012-03-21T19:32:33.887-04:002012-03-21T19:32:33.887-04:00It is Thursday! I can almost, almost deal with a c...It is Thursday! I can almost, almost deal with a comment_ninja post on a Wednesday, followed by the inevitable sperm-swallowing on this blog. But having Sean post a Jose Canseco post on Thursday is a bit much. Just focus your efforts on the weekend, buddy. Then we can all ignore you in peace.Stick with the weekendhttp://i3.ytimg.com/vi/FoiskuYvR7g/hqdefault.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-42886893367807218932012-03-21T19:15:59.052-04:002012-03-21T19:15:59.052-04:00Agreed. I've been super busy at work and been ...Agreed. I've been super busy at work and been ignoring DS lately, but had some time today. Seems like I picked a nice day to have some time.Reverseapechemistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-82112849536425591812012-03-21T18:57:29.355-04:002012-03-21T18:57:29.355-04:00Seriously! Try something you found on the Family G...Seriously! Try something you found on the Family Guy floor, like "I haven't seen such a botched bounty system since Jabba the Hut forgot how to use decimals!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-79841863201113129062012-03-21T18:26:33.693-04:002012-03-21T18:26:33.693-04:00Did you know that you could block a follower on Tw...Did you know that you could block a follower on Twitter? Did you ever think that you were so interesting that doing so might be meaningful? Are you so idiotic as to realize that anyone who wanted to see what you said might just click on your timeline?<br /><br />If you answered "no" to any of the above, then you are clearly not HateyMcLife.Funny is good. Early is better.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-67082404381363472662012-03-21T18:18:32.876-04:002012-03-21T18:18:32.876-04:00While I appreciate your support, you aren't le...While I appreciate your support, you aren't legally obligated to post a comment that proves that you are, in fact, the 437th funniest commenter on Deadspin.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-24968743117086334522012-03-21T18:06:21.976-04:002012-03-21T18:06:21.976-04:00Dubai's story would be so sweet if I hadn'...Dubai's story would be so sweet if I hadn't replaced it with a joke about Bo Diaz falling to his death:<br /><br />http://deadspin.com/5823406/yeah-sure-chris-dudley-is-totally-an-nba-legend?comment=41152470#commentsRaysismnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-73528884165364494022012-03-21T17:46:10.562-04:002012-03-21T17:46:10.562-04:00Shouldn't this guy be getting ninja'd for ...Shouldn't this guy be getting ninja'd for giving his opinion? It was made clear that nobody cares about opinion comments, buddy. GTFO!<br /><br />http://deadspin.com/5895347/in-order-to-save-football-roger-goodell-will-destroy-it?comment=48156537#commentsThe Real Phin, For Realhttp://www.deadspin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-13126654384944740302012-03-21T17:41:47.517-04:002012-03-21T17:41:47.517-04:00I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYBODY TOUCHES THOSE COOKIES BE...I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYBODY TOUCHES THOSE COOKIES BESIDES ME, I WILL STAB THEM IN THE NECKThe Cookie Monsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-13084555386206641722012-03-21T17:35:23.430-04:002012-03-21T17:35:23.430-04:00So after a slow start to the week (slow couple of ...So after a slow start to the week (slow couple of weeks?) people have been fucking hilarious today across the board. Tons of promoted comments, tons of deserved +1s going around. <br /><br />Good work.Sponsored by V8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-17324623218894851542012-03-21T17:35:11.239-04:002012-03-21T17:35:11.239-04:00@Child Deaths.
+ however many you want.
Quick b...@Child Deaths.<br /><br />+ however many you want. <br /><br />Quick boring story that is interesting to no one but me - before I ever made my first comment on Deadspin I read the comments religiously. One day Raysism made a Connor Clapton joke and I sent him a PM expressing my wish that he'd avoid that topic for personal reasons. He changed it in 2 minutes, and didn't even go the " . " route that most of us to redact - he made another funny joke instead. That was when I decided to try to join "the community" - to see if I could ever be seen as a peer with someone who could just come up with something else so funny off the cuff (little did I know that Raysism was the 437th funniest commenter here - but that is a different topic.)<br /><br />Personally I don't find "her forehead is huge" jokes particularly funny, but we make jokes about mens' appearances constantly (hey, did you know that Rex Ryan is fat!??!11!) so I have to agree that Scocca's judgement seems capricious. Maverick earned and deserves his star - there is no one here who hasn't made a poor joke at some point, and I wish Maverick had been given the opportunity to redact and come up with something better before getting a partial execution.<br /><br />Finally, if you can establish a coherent thread among the paragraphs above, then you are much cleverer than I am.DubaiAtNightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-50423440706957611792012-03-21T17:23:02.308-04:002012-03-21T17:23:02.308-04:00YOU ONLY LOOK! YOU NEVER BUY!YOU ONLY LOOK! YOU NEVER BUY!The Bead Shopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-36275466365261604902012-03-21T17:20:33.884-04:002012-03-21T17:20:33.884-04:00@Raysism Ha!
@IMG I really do feel bad gumming up...@Raysism Ha!<br /><br />@IMG I really do feel bad gumming up your comment sections once a week with long boring screeds. But my only other creative outlet is the bead shop, and they close at 2:30.BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-53676121550226042362012-03-21T16:55:38.493-04:002012-03-21T16:55:38.493-04:00Deadspin has great comments, and great commenters....<em>Deadspin has great comments, and great commenters.</em><br /><br />Hey, don't drag me into this.Raysismnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-29197022237746496592012-03-21T16:39:38.115-04:002012-03-21T16:39:38.115-04:00[passes out cookies and milk to everyone]
Play ni...[passes out cookies and milk to everyone]<br /><br />Play nicely.IMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896814779096110550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2755499102053199917.post-70730018759591077872012-03-21T16:39:26.162-04:002012-03-21T16:39:26.162-04:00It seems like everybody's overlooking the fact...It seems like everybody's overlooking the fact that it wasn't moved to #sexist or #hineyholeisland, but to #groupthink. Seems to me the issue is mostly about the fact that everybody in that thread made the same damn joke, and a starred guy got punished for being unoriginal.<br /><br />And, c'mon, Mav's not exactly Bevraj of Choice, here. He's just some guy. He's no more deserving of a star than at least a few people who don't have one.A Different Anonymous Guynoreply@blogger.com