Anyone else feel like today is one of those days where absolutely nothing is happening? Are there any cults that predicted today was the end of the world that would be worthy of mocking? Any celebrity meltdowns going on? Worthless twitter feuds?
God I wish someone would bring me a Shamrock Shake. Sigh.
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| A visual metaphor of my above-noted sentiments |
People say you look like MC Hammer on crack, Raysism.
ReplyDeleteI can't speak for the CJ, but I know IMG personally, and he is absolutely the worst.
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting patiently for Drew to reveal that CJ SpillerYourGuts is IMG.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Drew is actually CJ?
DeleteAnd I'm Dad Boner!
[dramatic music]
Well, we've never met face to face, but have corresponded via private message, direct message, email, and court order. From this I have gleaned a few things.
ReplyDelete1. IMG is kinda obsessed with haircuts. And not in the cool way that you'd think, the uncool way where you're like "oh damn, IMG, just...damn."
2. IMG, surprisingly, used to have some genuine street cred. During his sophomore year of high school, he won a fight against two seniors. As a result, South Dakota now boasts some of the strictest elder care laws in the nation.
3. Everyone knows IMG loves boxing. What you may not know is that he also lives in one. Not to brag or anything, but it's a Kenmore Elite side-by-side, with the aftermarket ice maker.
I guess all of this is kind of a long winded way to say: Yes, he is a pussy. A gigantic, gigantic pussy.
Ohhhh.... The invoice said IMG SLAYER.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that, chief.
There's been a lot of debate over whether or not there is such thing as an "out of bounds" reply.
ReplyDeleteThere is. And this http://deadspin.com/5893395/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-a-baseball-team-takes-cover-during-a-gunfight?comment=47943832#comments is such a perfect example that I would think it's a parody if I didn't know better.
Since I'm owning this comment, allow me to say that Benji is no longer the "slow" Molina. This guy is consistently as horrible as anyone out there.
We also would have accepted a banning.
I agree.
DeleteAlso, thank you for posting this under your own name.
Well shit. I just posted something similar in the open thread, but apparently this is where the cool kids are hanging out.
DeleteFuck. Who told Phin about this?
DeleteOh, hey, Phin! Come in, buddy. I was just leaving.
Tim Burke's trolling, right? Believe it or not, there are people who can fill out a bracket then put it aside and enjoy the games.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that pretty much what he does 90 percent of the time?
Delete+1, CJ
ReplyDeleteAnyone know how to do HTML strikethroughs on Deadspin? I googled and nothing worked, which is also the perfect description of the dumb joke I wanted to use strikethroughs in.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I've tried to do that countless times and nothing's worked. I just end up using the strikethrough on Microsoft Word and copying that.
DeleteThanks - that's actually a great solution. Why the fuck didn't I think of that?
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