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Anyway, let's chat it up. Nuclear physics and all that shit is totally cool, Steve_U. Here's a Youtube clip - something else they didn't have in 1945.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
MKM Open Thread (Mar. 6, 2012)
Welcome to your MKM Blog open thread for March 6, 2012, the day you found out that Jessie Spano is pregnant!, which totally blew your mind, since that means she must have been eight years old when Saved By The Bell: The College Years went off the air.
Good morning, everyone. The MKM Balog welcomes you back to another day of chatting about comments, commenters, and - fuck, I don't know - comets. Hey, speaking of science and shit, does it ever blow your mind that the first atomic bombs were dropped from a goddamned propeller plane? Not because there wasn't a jet available, but because they didn't fucking exist yet. That's right, a nuclear bomb, which still cannot be created by 90% of the nations on this planet - including those with iPads and shit - was dropped from a plane that was being kept aloft using essentially the same technology that this guy uses to stay cool.
Anyway, let's chat it up. Nuclear physics and all that shit is totally cool, Steve_U. Here's a Youtube clip - something else they didn't have in 1945.
Anyway, let's chat it up. Nuclear physics and all that shit is totally cool, Steve_U. Here's a Youtube clip - something else they didn't have in 1945.
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This is a #topten-labeled post? That makes no sense, unless...
ReplyDeletePictured and videoed: top, ten.
Look, Jessie Spano is hot, but she's not a 10.
[gets committed to mental institution]
DeleteIt said #topten! Why does nobody believe me?
Does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that The4thMolinaBrother and Lord Comment are the same person? That would be quite an elaborate hoax.
ReplyDelete@Seriously For Serious
DeleteIMPOSTER!!!
I needs some honest to goodness assistance with interpreting a reply -- can anyone explain this to me? I feel like I'm missing something.
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/5890743/rory-mcilroy-celebrated-being-the-worlds-no-1-golfer-by-playing-tennis-against-maria-sharapova?comment=47670409#comments
It's from Parks & Rec.
Delete[slaps knee]
I know that Perd is from Parks and Rec, but how does any of this relate to my comment?
DeleteIt doesn't! That's the brilliant part!
Delete[slaps knee]
Take my card.
DeleteIt doesn't relate at all. I was making a random association in my head. Sorry for the confusion.
Delete--Greek McPapadopoulos
Both decent cracks at the same joke - it's like a 'Compare and Contrast' exercise from school:
ReplyDelete1) Mike Kafkaesque
2) Camelo Yello
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Delete1) Mike Kafkaesqe
2) Carmelo Yello
How have I never noticed how terrible this fucking guy is before today?
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/people/DonChandlerMissed/
Just read the first page of his commenting history. It's like one of his coworkers played a prank on him and replaced his ESPN.com or Yahoo Sports bookmark with Deadspin and he never noticed.
Derp...you remember that time that guy/those people died? Derp...I'm going to shoehorn it into a comment that a 5 year old could craft instead of actually piecing together a comment that takes time and effort. Derp...because I confuse simply lazily referencing tragedy with actual comedy. Derp...
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/5890893/the-real-outrage-of-the-saints-bounty-scandal?comment=47676157#comments
Eddie Murray Sparkles
ReplyDeleteTheodore Donald Kerabatsos
Bevraj of Choice
Steve U
All Over But The Sharting
David Hume
Raysism
Same Sad Echo
SavetoFavorites
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
Lionel Osbourne
Clinton Portishead
Gamboa Constrictor
Hatey McLife
Sponsored by V8
♥ Always Winning
RMJ=H
Bring Back Anthony Mason
IronMikeGallego
DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
scotchnaut
MarkKelsosMigraine
UweBollocks
Delonte, Interrupted
MattinglysSideburns
Walk Off HBP
FreemanMcNeil
Hit Bull Win Steak
WashingtonForeskins
MaverickIsAirborne
BronzeHammer
crazyjoedavola
The Amazing Sneijderman
DubaiatNight
Post ApocalypticRecSpecs
Can-I-Borrow-A-Feeling
StuartScottsEye
Sgt. Hammerclaw
Universal Enveloping Algebra
ReverseApeChemist
Talib's Rap Sheet
Bellwether Johnson
Arthur_Digby_Sellers
Favre and Inches
Lamar Latrell Sprewell
Sonar Jose
SnarkyCianfrocco
NoirJuggling
sweatingmullets
Cyrus_the_virus
cobra, brah!
snoop-a-loop
fat-leaveher
Pornstars-for-Wilbon
A Pimp Named DaveR
You must mean "outstanding" as in "unpaid parking tickets" or something. That's the only logical explanation for A Pimp Named Dave R being on that list.
DeleteThat's pretty much right on, except for A Pimp Named Dave R, mostly because I'm not familiar enough with his work.
DeleteIf this is an ordered list, I could maybe get behind it, except that I'd move Sonar Jose way up and Hit Bull Win Steak way, way down.
DeleteWas there an original list?
DeleteWere you going to go for alphabetical, but then got to ♥ Always Winning's name and said "fuck it"?
So many* questions.
*two.
@Anonymous
DeleteYes, ♥ Always Winning was where the alphabetical plan went wrong.
Best,
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@SbV8
Delete:(
whatever you say, EMS, no particular order...
DeleteI haven't been around long enough to add anything, except for the fact I enjoy there's another Ape out there.
DeleteWait, did my reply make it look like I posted this? Because that's not the case.
Deletesorry for carpet bombing the last two days.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, I certainly joined you today.
DeleteI have just removed my own ENTER button.
DeleteShotgun method is the way to go, man. It's how I got my star, it's how I got into college, and it's how I was conceived.
DeleteIn addition to the aforementioned commenter bracket, how about a "Legends" bracket with those who were amazing and no longer comment (Stev D, Arkansas Fred, cheese-mac, RHSC, etc.)?
ReplyDeleteThis is like a frat party right? Am I on the list?
ReplyDelete