Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MKMOT (June 12, 2012)

Me-owwww!!!

Listen, guy, if you think you're going to come over here and challenge my editorial restraint by anonymously bashing the man in charge over there, your fellow commenters, and one of my balogging brothers, you've got another... [sees pageview and comment totals]... chance to do it today!

Maybe I'll step in someday, but you guys do a nice job of policing yourselves. Just be sure to watch your heads when getting into the back of the car. And don't you dare exercise your right to remain silent.

I am the dirtiest of whores for action. Give me some more today. Get down below. It's open.




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15 comments:

  1. Guy Who Brings a Peace OfferingJune 12, 2012 at 9:54 AM

    Can't we all just get along?

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  2. SbV8June 12, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    The comments are coming from inside the house!

    I'm on to you skeevy.

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    1. Marv SkeevyJune 12, 2012 at 12:34 PM

      balog_samurai moved this thread to #jesseventuraboulevard

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  3. The Real Phin, For RealJune 12, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    Man, I just got to read through the stuff on here from yesterday...some people are on edge around here lately. Chill out folks. It's not that serious.

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    1. GamboaJune 12, 2012 at 1:01 PM

      *cough*NERD!*cough*

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    2. I Like Cheap BeerJune 12, 2012 at 1:04 PM

      A name change is in order: The Real Phin, Keeping it Real

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    3. Guy Who is still hereJune 12, 2012 at 8:16 PM

      YOU SON OF A BITCH! This is super-serious - what we do here matters! Our embarrassing puns matter! Shitehawk's daily list of the comments with the most +1s matters! The 7000 word screeds penned by underemployed lawyers in defense of the internet friends they "love to death" matter!

      Now, with that settled let's all go back to mocking Gawker and Jezebel commenters for being so damn self-important.

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    4. Guy who is glad you saw the douchebag bat signalJune 12, 2012 at 8:58 PM

      Glad you could make it!

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    5. Guy who is not impressedJune 12, 2012 at 9:30 PM

      So, is it a douchebag bat signal or a penis bat signal? One would think that, with the entire internet to work with you could come up with an internally coherent insult. On the plus side, you did support my assertion that most DS commenters are mediocre hacks.

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  4. RMJ=HJune 12, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    Okay okay! I'll stop already!

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  5. Deadspin Pacer of PostsJune 12, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    FASTER! FASTER!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. RMJ=HJune 12, 2012 at 2:52 PM

    I liked <a href="http://deadspin.com/5917775/mexican-drug-lords-launder-money-through-horse-racing-us-government-alleges?comment=50551450#comments>this one</a> from pribian apparently no one else did.

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  7. Lard JetJune 12, 2012 at 2:58 PM

    Where's Guy Who, today?

    Knocking over some gravestones in his Lexus? Pissing out of a hot air balloon onto a playground?

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  8. Guy Who Whacks to Chicks Who Look Like LesbiansJune 12, 2012 at 4:11 PM

    Oh man, Will has called it...the next great director is that smoking hot chick! SPROTS!

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  9. Guy who has flies on his meatJune 12, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    Bzzzzz, bzzzzzz.

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