MKMOT (July 17, 2012)

I'm torn about sharing this, but I feel like it will only bring us closer. And my "colleagues" are assholes, anyway. So here goes.

The following is a transcript of an interoffice memo sent out by IMG late Sunday night:

To: mskeevs; cspiller
From: IMG
Re: Pageview Initiative

Guys-

Pageviews have been down in the last week or so. It's time to strategize.

I shouldn't have to tell you the old adage about how "sex sells." It rings as true today as ever before. As much as I hate to resort to such tactics, I hate low readership even more. So here's the directive.

For the next two days, I need each of you to post the music video that you find the most sexually arousing. CJ, you're up first. Judging by your penchant for tortured gesticulations and pork pie hats, I have a feeling I know which direction you're going to go here. Remember, you don't have to publicly declare why you chose the video, it just needs to exemplify your idea of sexy. But if it makes you at all uncomfortable, feel free to pass it off as a joke by attributing your own desires to Marv. He's obviously the fan favorite, and man enough to withstand any ridicule and/or backlash.

Marv, you go Tuesday. I trust you'll bring the goods, like always.

Regards,
IMG

PS- This is your balog. I completely wash my hands of it.

So, that's the inside scoop. I hope you find the insight valuable. Anyway, enjoy my entry, and arouse me further by bringin' it in the space underneath. It's open.