Gettysbalog Address

So, we here at the balog pooled all of our funds together and brought in one of those fancy balog-consulting firms to advise us about life after IMG. The results were not what we had hoped for.

The first 17 pages of their report contained nothing more than empty feedback such as "You guys should really get a life", "Don't you people have anything better to do?", and "When was the last time you felt the loving touch of a woman?" We failed to see how any of this was relevant.

However, page 18, simply labeled "Plan B", contained one, simple, 5-word phrase: "See pages 1 through 17."

So, it was during a seemingly endless game of Tic-Tac-Toe (I eventually won) on the reverse side of said page that we came to the following conclusions- (1) Top left is the best place for the first "O", and (2) we need to reorganize.

Sometime in the days to come, we will be introducing some new editors. Instead of the notoriously schizophrenic CJ, who may still appear from time to time, you can expect to see some new faces, with their own, unique psychological disorders. All of whom are committed to upholding the unquestionable "balog integrity" that you have come to expect from IronMikeGallego and his band of buffoons.

Until then, use the space below to type entertaining things about things from that other site that may or may not be equally entertaining. Or whatever else may strike your pretty little fancies. And rest assured that this will remain the world wide net's premier balog for making "Guy Who" comments about comments on another site where you use different fake names. We would never take that away from you.

Enjoy this video, but don't you dare cut the clownin'. The thread is open, like your minds to this change.