Hah, sicker than your average Balogga Twist comments off instinct Baloggins don't think shit stink Pink haters, my Deadspin players Plus-ones for my hooligans on Deadspin Dead right, if they head right, Baloggy there every night Baloggy been smooth since days of Daddy Drew Never lose, never choose to, fake Rubes who do something to us, talk go through us Girls Gawk at us, plus-one us, still want us Who us? Yeah, Baloggy and _________ (un-uh) Flows like Steve_U and Phin, Always Win Dare I squeeze three at BarryAP? Bang every Baloggins easily, busily Recently Baloggins fronting ain't saying nothing So I just type my beef, so easily Plus-ones come so naturally, I need to be Laughin', asking who want it, you got it I'll flaunt it That Deadspin bullshit, I'm on it
Baloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you see Sometimes your jokes are featured for me And I just love your funny ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so great
Baloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you see Sometimes your jokes are featured for me And I just love your funny ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so great
That was fantastic(ly drunk) stream of consciousness. The image of John Lackey emerging from a time machine to isseminate the Red Sox bullpen is topped only by the idea of trading for JJ Reddick.
Where you at Baloggins?! You can't hide forever! You know what? Fuck it. DJ, spin that shit.
Here we go, here we go..
I was a terror since Daulerio's era Read Mad Bastards, pyramids laughed at, a starred Phintastic Plus one'd in my daily routine Saw Leitch flee, a young Baloggy on the scene I used to get promoted too Caught ones like the flu, Ken never knew Was starred awhile back, never looked back Talkin' smack, killin' DUAN like a heart attack And used my click for the mind tricks posting great pics Baloggins wants to chat But all you wanna know is "Where the Baloggy at?" And would he laugh at that? If not, I hope my joke don't flop But I post my very best past the rest 'Cause Baloggins is a mess It don't take nothin' but frontin' For me to start somethin' Buggin' and barkin' at Baloggins like I was Kenny huntin' Plus one'd out, just me and __________ Cause all you wanna see is
Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and Baloggy and Deadspin and
Uh, uh, uh, c'mon
ReplyDeleteHah, sicker than your average Balogga
Twist comments off instinct Baloggins don't think shit stink
Pink haters, my Deadspin players
Plus-ones for my hooligans on Deadspin
Dead right, if they head right, Baloggy there every night
Baloggy been smooth since days of Daddy Drew
Never lose, never choose to, fake Rubes who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls Gawk at us, plus-one us, still want us
Who us? Yeah, Baloggy and _________ (un-uh)
Flows like Steve_U and Phin, Always Win
Dare I squeeze three at BarryAP?
Bang every Baloggins easily, busily
Recently Baloggins fronting ain't saying nothing
So I just type my beef, so easily
Plus-ones come so naturally, I need to be
Laughin', asking who want it, you got it I'll flaunt it
That Deadspin bullshit, I'm on it
Baloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you see
Sometimes your jokes are featured for me
And I just love your funny ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so great
Baloggy Baloggy Baloggy can't you see
Sometimes your jokes are featured for me
And I just love your funny ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so great
/drops mic
I fought the balog, and the balog won.
DeleteCaptain's Balog Supplemental: Stardate; blah, blah, blah.
Delete+1
DeleteFantastic
Delete+1 & a standing ovation
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ReplyDeleteThat was fantastic(ly drunk) stream of consciousness. The image of John Lackey emerging from a time machine to isseminate the Red Sox bullpen is topped only by the idea of trading for JJ Reddick.
ReplyDeleteFuck it, I'm promoting it.
I saw that late last night.
ReplyDeleteI had to remind myself I was sober. Holy...shit.
That is phenomenally bizarre. What team, exactly, does he think he is general managing?
ReplyDelete@Hammerclaw
ReplyDeleteThe Boston Red Celtics?
PSA: There are only two COTF spots remaining, thanks to Gamboa.
ReplyDeleteThanks, man. But it's Sunday, so, you know...
DeletePlus, I couldn't have done it without help from Erik the Red and that Naut guy.
Well, at least one Ninja saw it, and 11 +1s on a Sunday is like 35 on a weekday.
Delete11 +1s on a Sunday is what Jan Van de Velde calls a successful final round!1!1!!
DeleteWhere you at Baloggins?! You can't hide forever! You know what? Fuck it. DJ, spin that shit.
ReplyDeleteHere we go, here we go..
I was a terror since Daulerio's era
Read Mad Bastards, pyramids laughed at, a starred Phintastic
Plus one'd in my daily routine
Saw Leitch flee, a young Baloggy on the scene
I used to get promoted too
Caught ones like the flu, Ken never knew
Was starred awhile back, never looked back
Talkin' smack, killin' DUAN like a heart attack
And used my click for the mind tricks posting great pics
Baloggins wants to chat
But all you wanna know is "Where the Baloggy at?"
And would he laugh at that?
If not, I hope my joke don't flop
But I post my very best past the rest
'Cause Baloggins is a mess
It don't take nothin' but frontin'
For me to start somethin'
Buggin' and barkin' at Baloggins like I was Kenny huntin'
Plus one'd out, just me and __________
Cause all you wanna see is
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
Baloggy and Deadspin and
/drops mic
Amazing.
DeleteDON'T STOP
DeleteGood stuff.
DeleteThese are amazing. I can't believe I'm just seeing them. I'm flattered, whoever you are.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about Notorious B.A.L.O.G. obviously.
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