Update: FIXED. (Duh)
So, the very wise Same Sad Echo has suggested to me that this morning's post is too long, which is like having Lady Gaga tell you that "you might want to take it down a notch.". Unfortunately, technical difficulties are preventing me from taking it down and breaking it into sub parts as he suggests. So, I'd ask for your indulgence until this evening.
ts;dr
ReplyDeletebeing drunk in a gutter ≠ technical difficulties.
ReplyDelete"Technical difficulties"? So I guess this why I keep seeing Jitterbug ads whenever I visit this site.
ReplyDeleteDear Iron Mike Garrido,
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of your long blog post was how it changed font in the middle, and then it changed back again close to the end. That was awesome. Looking forward to more font changes in future posts.
Also, did you watch last year's Super Bowl? Who won? Who did you want to win?
When I was younger, I borrowed my dad's car and when I pulled into the driveway I had rap music playing really loud. When I came in the house my dad told me that he could hear that "jungle music" from inside. Is that racist?
Yours faithfully,
Breast Soak