Hey, everyone. Hope you're all having a lovely Tuesday, whatever that means. Honestly, I don't really care all that much about how your day is going, as long as whatever is happening is conducive to you making funny jokes. Does that make me some sort of sociopath? I mean, I guess all things being equal, I'd rather you were having a good day - as long as it wasn't better than mine, which would make me insanely jealous - but the most important thing is the jokes. Be funny, okay?
Here's a Youtube clip to motivate you, since the depressing day you're having might be bringing you down. It is a depressing day, right? Because otherwise I don't know how I'm going to look in the mirror.