Saturday, June 23, 2012

MKMOT (June 23-24, 2012)

Oh dear. It's here. Manic Monday? More like Panic Monday, amirite???

With all this change afoot, it's nice to have a constant. So I'm giving it to you. A lame, thoughtless, weekend writeup, and some space below a video for you to make very few comments.

Don't say I never did anything for you, you ingrates. I don't have to work weekends. But I do it for you. You can choose not to show up, but you can't blame me. Rain, snow, sleet, or weekend, it's open.




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  1. Girl Who Thinks That Blocking Caller ID And Not Leaving A Voicemail At 4AM Means Skeevy Will Not Think She Is Responsible For Waking Him Up After One Hour Of Sleep On The Eve Of One Of The Most Grueling Days Of His LifeJune 23, 2012 at 6:53 AM

    Just wanted to wish you good luck today, sexy!

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    1. Marv SkeevyJune 23, 2012 at 6:54 AM

      There is a sauna being built beneath hell just for you, sugartits.

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  2. cobraJune 23, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    Hey, Skeevy, thanks for the platform to discuss an opinion that nobody gives a fuck about.

    While I was initially dismayed by the new commenting regime, I think as a group of highly educated and refined men, that we can overcome it to thrive as before.

    Let's not let Denton's desire to be a rich fuck deter us from continuing to make hilarious and insightful comments. We can do it, you guys.

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  3. Guy who laughed more than he expected at a child rapists verdictJune 23, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    For those who might have missed it at the late hour, the Sandusky verdict post led to some of the best comments of the week. BronzeHammer got 27 +1s across two comments and Phintastic got his star back just in time to lose it again.

    A nice way to end the last weekday of the starred era.

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    1. EchoJune 23, 2012 at 12:30 PM

      Yeah, last night was great. The commentariat in full effect, with a meaty story to sink into, is glorious.

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  4. Mangini In A BottleJune 23, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    Apps For Which I Would Totally Pay $0.99

    -Feces Forecaster. I'd like to be able to punch in my diet over the past 24 hours and get a fecal model prediction before I take a shit. This would be tremendously entertaining.

    Surely you all must have an app idea NEARLY as good as this one.

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    1. BBAMJune 23, 2012 at 6:46 PM

      Are you talking simply "food content/consistency" predictor, or would there also be a time function? Like, it will know that if I eat Taco Bell at 6, I will be on the toilet at 6:45, and it will recommend I don't go on a long road trip?

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    2. Mangini In A BottleJune 24, 2012 at 5:57 PM

      Well, I hadn't thought about your version, but let's include it. BRILLIANT. I love it. We're taking over the world, and I want you in on the ground floor!*


      *metaphorically, as the literal ground floor is the testing grounds**

      **the testing grounds are where the poop*** goes

      ***HAHAHAH POOP

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  5. Guy WhoJune 24, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    I see Captain Insensible is jockeying hard to be the official grouchy malcontent troll of the Kinja era.

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