Thursday, August 30, 2012

MKMOT (August 30, 2012)

Hey there! I'm kinda in a hurry this morning, so you'll have to make do without my usual award-winning write up. That does't mean I don't love you guys*, or that Marv is a way better editor**, or that the Renaissance Fair starts in twenty minutes and I can't find my codpeice*** anywhere, ok?

Enjoy the day.



* I don't
** He is
*** comically oversized

25 comments:

  1. Can you believe it? NICKELS? In trucks! Haha, that serves Apple right. Didja hear Paul Ryan's speech last night? Boy, now there's a straight shooter!

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  2. &#9835 You don't know what you've got, til it's gone :( &#9835

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  3. That was a reply to Phin, and those are music notes. FUCK KINJA!!!1!1!

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  4. This is the kind of shit that makes me not want to read the comments anymore. It's not bad enough to "report" and it's not racist or bigoted so it'll stick around. It's just so brutally dumb and boring and antithetical to what made DS comments great. I'm sure I can even talk about the "win"s or "+10,000"s this junk generates from other idiots.

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    1. I think you missed the joke, dude.

      The priest is Catholic and he said something horrible related to Sandusky and child rape. Republicans are all horrible Catholics too! In fact, they are all so horrible and Catholic, that they're going to have him give a speech at their convention tonight!

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    2. It was roundly praised. You're clearly not getting it.

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    3. I chuckled at that joke after reading that, expecting something much worse. Sounds like maybe someone doesn't appreciate who that joke is pointing fun at.

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    4. Nah, I'm as liberal as they come, and I think it's just a lazy, obvious joke. POLITICS!!1!!11

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    5. Actually, obvious isn't right either. It's starting a POLITICS!11!1 debate for no reason whatsoever, and has nothing to do with the story other than saying "I HATE REPUBLICANS" and waiting for the +1's from the people who find that bullshit amusing to roll in. I'm not saying clever, well-done political comments can't be done, but that sure as shit isn't one of them.

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    6. I'm with you guys. Political jokes are so damn hard to make work, especially when they're partisan. And that's just shockingly lazy.

      The good news is that some really funny things were said on Twitter today.

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    7. Speaking of which, OH GOD THE NEW LEITCH PIECE! The comments are going to be a mess.

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    8. Speaking of which, does anyone know what started Scocca on his twitter rant last night? It was phenomenally entertaining but I'm curious what post from chris jones (@mysecondempire) started the whole thing.

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    9. Not that I should have to come in here and virulently defend my political leanings to a prick who won't (still?!) put his name on his comments, but since I do hold this to be sincerely true, in the very bowels of my being, I will anyway -- I wouldn't piss on an RNC delegate if he was on fire, bub. Fuck them.

      What would be worse than that, exactly (don't answer this unless you intend on doing it with a real name attached)? Some jerkoff saying "fag"? A total moron writing a 500 word diatribe? No. I prefer those. At least when outsiders read those they say, "Well, that's a shit comment." But when they read a total hackjob -- as Uwe and Sbv8 have said -- an utterly lazy, contemptible trolling non-joke with zero substance and merely an implication of humorous content, they're comfortable saying, "Ah, here we are. Stupid liberal Deadspinners with their terrible non-sequitur jokes. I hate this place. Everyone here sucks."

      Well, I don't fucking suck. There are probably 30-40 guys making jokes who don't suck. But they're on equal footing with trolls like him (and you). That's what fucking sucks.

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    10. @BronzeHammer

      Well spake. Finest Kind.

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    11. @SBV8

      http://deadspin.com/rush-limbaugh-slut/

      This is how you do a political joke.

      I'm being honest, if you've seen a better one, let me know.

      / is sure that replies will be in the 50s.

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    12. Nice try, Bronzy, but I don't buy it. Lie all you want, but you've already exposed yourself as a Republican, so you might as well own it at this point. Heh, noob.

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    13. @PARS,

      Oh man, I had completely forgotten about that. But you're right...that's the best I remember. Although I might argue that was less a political joke than a hilarious wordplay that just so happened to be about a political figure.

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    14. I've had a couple of beers, so I'm totally ready for a political arguement! Then I clicked on the guy who loves gangrene, such a metaphor for the futility of war.

      Or just another nameless sick bastard.

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  5. Which one of you jokers is the SuperObtuseGuy? His questions seem sort of Deadspin-clever to be a random burner.

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