Wednesday, August 29, 2012

MKMOT (August 29, 2012)

Well that was better. Glad to see we're picking up some steam heading into the middle of the week. And all it took was some hating on Raysism. Everybody wins!

I had stumbled across something I thought was pretty funny that I wanted to share with you, but was thwarted. Long story short, I was perusing the "casual encounters" section of craigslist* and found a post entitled "My Vagina." It was pretty clever and slightly creepy (my vagina wants satisfaction; my vagina will not seek to entrap you with children you don't want); perfect for sharing. But when I went back to copy it, it had been flagged as inappropriate and removed.

What I want to know is, who is the wet blanket who ratted that person out? Was someone really offended? Can't we have any fun in this world without the buzzkill police crashing the party? Lesson for the day: don't be that guy.

Anyway, thread's open. Do what you do below.



* Long story: I was perusing the "casual encounters" section of craigslist.

16 comments:

  1. Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
    When you gonna give me some time, Vagina?
    Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
    Gun it comin' off the line Vagina
    Never gonna stop, give it up.
    Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
    of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

    Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
    Close enough to look in my eyes, Vagina.
    Keeping it a mystery gets to me
    Running down the length of my thighs, Vagina
    Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
    Always get it up for the touch
    of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

    When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
    It is just a matter of time Vagina
    Is it just destiny, destiny?
    Or is it just a game in my mind, Vagina?
    Never gonna stop, give it up.
    Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
    of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Vagina...

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  2. Was gonna post this yesterday, but I have a confession. I didn't get IMG's "Steeler Tattoo" comment. It seemed to be the source of great amusement, and I'd really like to be in on the joke, but for the life of me, I couldn't figure out where the joke was.

    Can someone tell me what I'm missing? (aside from a sense of humor)

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    1. This should clear it up.

      Unless you are Raysism, in which case this should clear it up.

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    2. Guy Who Now Gets ItAugust 29, 2012 at 12:06 PM

      Thanks, BBAM.

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    3. @BBAM

      Can't comment via iPad, but +1 for the joke in the long line post.

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  3. You wouldn't catch Marv perusing the Casual Encounters section of CraigsList. Just sayin.

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  4. I got a little bit of flack on twitter for this today, so I'll open it up:

    Yellow Submarine by the Beatles is the most god-awful piece of shit song ever recorded.

    Maybe that's a little harsh, but I've always hated the shit out of that song. Maybe it's because it's right smack-dab in the middle of Revolver, perhaps the most brilliant collection of songs ever assembled.

    There's "Here, There And Everywhere", perhaps a little played-out by it's involvement in brade/groom wedding slow-dance fancy, but nevertheless a gorgeous McCartney love song and "She Said She Said", a time signature-shifting Lennon tome about dropping copious amounts of Acid.

    And in-between this little kid song ditty about a fucking dumbshit sumarine sung by Ringo. The album is such an unbelievable example of four musicians absolutely hitting on all cylinders; performing at the top of their game, and here's this dopey shit-stick of a song sticking out like a sore thumb.

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    1. This is pretty accurate but it's also a reminder of what a goofy time it was. Other than the Beastie Boys, there aren't many modern groups who can switch back and forth between something like that and fucking Eleanor Rigby.

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    2. I agree with you about that song. The only two Beatles songs I can think of that are worse are Within You Without You and Don't Pass Me By. The latter is proof that the only thing that made Ringo a shitier singer was when he sang his own material.
      Still, Yellow Submarine, is my least favorite song with the "Lennon/McCartney" writing credit.

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  5. I'm holding something wrinkly, tan-ish and which has some nuts in it. Guess what it is!

    Give up?

    No, not a walnut, it's my scrotum!

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  6. Jones, do you realize what Deadspin is? It's a transmitter. It's a radio for speaking to God.

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