I had stumbled across something I thought was pretty funny that I wanted to share with you, but was thwarted. Long story short, I was perusing the "casual encounters" section of craigslist* and found a post entitled "My Vagina." It was pretty clever and slightly creepy (my vagina wants satisfaction; my vagina will not seek to entrap you with children you don't want); perfect for sharing. But when I went back to copy it, it had been flagged as inappropriate and removed.
What I want to know is, who is the wet blanket who ratted that person out? Was someone really offended? Can't we have any fun in this world without the buzzkill police crashing the party? Lesson for the day: don't be that guy.
Anyway, thread's open. Do what you do below.
* Long story: I was perusing the "casual encounters" section of craigslist.