If I had to describe today's toxic load that "slipped past the goalie" in a single word, it would be "grating." The horrendous staccato singing and incredibly obnoxious, pulsating beat put the second M in MKMOT. During the heyday of this craptastic composition, it was damn near inescapable, which is hard to believe since I never once took the spin class full of assholes for which I can vividly imagine it providing the backdrop. These guys have certainly put out their share of garbage over the years, but nothing remotely near as offensive as this. One of my Tenets of HATE is that soft shitty music > headthrob-inducing shitty music, and this epitomizes the latter.
Grab the ibuprofen before pushing play. More like Pillbox 20, amirite??? Push in the sides... Now twist... There you go. It's open.