The toughest thing about this one is that it really is about a band. I could have easily chosen anything they've ever done. I'm hard-pressed to recall a first single that could possibly have done a better job of foreshadowing the hellacious ass vomit to come. I dare you, DARE you, to click that link and watch the first 5 seconds and then tell me why capital punishment is wrong. Everything about this horrible, horrible band and their cohorts is vapid, trite, and painfully cliche. "We're hard-partying, whiskey-guzzling, weed-smoking, sex-having outlaw rockers! And if you don't know it, check out our new single, 'We're Hard-Partying, Whiskey-Guzzling, Weed-Smoking, Sex-Having Outlaw Rockers.'"
Rarely can a HATEr find such a powerful synergy of a God-awful voice united with lyrics that could only be considered laughable if HATE didn't overpower the humor, and tantalizingly punchable faces. I'm not even sure why I'm wasting any energy writing this right now, because simply posting the video would be enough for the prosecution to rest. Hell, a still photo should do the trick. Nice scarf/vest combo, dick.
OK, enough said. I'm losing my world-renowned professional decorum. The HATE is sooooo strong right now. Case closed, but it's open.