Despite the title of this one, it is not about trolling, and that is not what I'm doing. This is pure, genuine, unfiltered HATE right here. HATE the chords, HATE the vocals. The sound is not pleasing to my ear. In fact, it's torturous. Nothing deeper than that. Well, the sock/penis thing, but really the sound.
With its inexplicable critical and commercial acclaim, I can't fully escape this song, but my station-changing reflex for it is reminiscent of one of those laser-tongued frogs snatching a fly out of mid-air. Do you have the same lightning reflex for the volume button? Crank it up, brahs. Tell me how wrong I am. Or talk about some other stuff. I'm not sure if I told you that you're allowed. You are. For it's the weekend, and it's open.