So I am often in a position to overhear interesting and/or hilarious conversations, and tonight was my favorite in a long time. I thought I'd share.
Guy Who Is About 50 Wearing A Harley Jacket But Rode In A Sidecar Once At Best- "Yeah, we (motions towards ladyfriend) went and saw Styx. I'm not a huge fan, but it was great. She (motions towards ladyfriend) got to strum on Tommy Shaw's guitar."
Guy Who Looks Exactly Like The Head Racist Corrupt Cop From Every Movie Ever- "Yeah, Tommy Shaw can play the heck out of that thing. No wonder Ted Nugent wanted him."
GWIA50WAHJBRIASOAB- "We went to one of those Tony Roma's restaurants in Green Bay. Yeah, I guess the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys owns it or whatever."
*note- Yes, this REALLY happened. I waited it out with my jaw on the floor. He was NOT joking.
GWLELTHRCCFEME- [corrects him without losing his shit]
There you have it, the highlight of my night. I don't know, maybe you had to be there. But you're here, and it's open.