So, it's no secret that I'm trying to steal the ideas of others to keep this ship afloat at least as long as the Costa Concordia. Tonight, I'm trying out a new feature: a top ten list. Let's see if I make it past number 7.
Tonight's Topic: The Top Ten Things That I Imagine Smell Like UweBollocks
9. Camels brand cigarettes
6. Elizabeth Smart
5. Boone's Farm Orange Hurricane
4. Johnson & Johnson Lesion-Away
3. A TGI Friday's bathroom
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