So, it's no secret that I'm trying to steal the ideas of others to keep this ship afloat at least as long as the Costa Concordia. Tonight, I'm trying out a new feature: a top ten list. Let's see if I make it past number 7.
Tonight's Topic: The Top Ten Things That I Imagine Smell Like UweBollocks
10. Camels
9. Camels brand cigarettes
8. Lye
7. Axe®
6. Elizabeth Smart
5. Boone's Farm Orange Hurricane
4. Johnson & Johnson Lesion-Away
3. A TGI Friday's bathroom
2. Pesos
1. EddieMurraySparkles
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Did someone tell you about David Letterman's Top Ten List? That's the only logical explanation for how you knew it existed to rip it off. I mean, he's been going head-to-head with The Tonight Show all these years, and we all know you aren't missing a single episode from your Comedic Spiritual Cousin Jay Leno.
ReplyDeleteBro, I need some Nolva like RIGHT NOW. I'm getting some serious titties over here. Please help.
DeleteSay what you will about Uwe, but his cum tastes fantastic. He must live on nothing but pineapples and water.
ReplyDeleteThat's an old wives' tale. Uwe has been eating like three pineapples a day, and I can tell you his spunk still tastes like bong water.
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