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You can't click it violently. That will never work. You must click it somewhere between rage and serenity.
It's like Drew's stories, except longer, and not funny, and lacking in caps. Ovesse, indeed.
I'm waiting for the one where he meets a chick at Target, buys a banana from her, and then takes her back to her place to fuck her with the banana while her greyhounds sit in the corner watching and slowly bleeding to death. Maybe he can fix her garage door when he leaves. Then, the door will close and the vortex of duLl will be shut off from the rest of the world..