10. Survivor: Phintastic Peninsula
9. American StuartScottEye, Dull
8. Two and a Half Men, starring Bevraj of Choice, UweBollocks, and lauren_jo
7. Grays/Anatomy: Why Lance Armstrong and John Kruk Jokes Will Never Get You That Star
6. MKMTV
5. 60 Minutes: Getting Through A Same Sad Echo Joke
4. The Ex-Factor: AJ Ruined Deadspin!
3. The New Girl (Cancelled: Instead, catch yet another depressing rerun of Whynotstartyunieveryday)
2. Dancing With The Stars: Tonight, Armen Gets Sent Home Early
1. The Biggest Loser, featuring Raysism
I KNOW A FEW JERKOFFS THAT COULD STAR ON CHOPPED!1!!
ReplyDeleteHEY!!
ReplyDeleteI know that guy from #9. 100% serious!
That joke is even worse the second time.
Delete7. GrayS/Anatomy: LIKE BEN RAPELISBERGER'S PENIS!!!!!!1!!!
ReplyDelete11. Some rerun on FoodNetwork starring All Over But the Sharting
ReplyDeleteThat's very appropriate, because every evening I ask myself, ♫What have you done today to make you feel proud?♫
ReplyDeleteAnd, invariably, the answer is, "Everything."