Thursday, February 9, 2012

MKM Open Thread (Feb. 9, 2012)

Welcome to your MKM Blog open thread for February 9, 2012, the day you noticed that side effects of restless leg syndrome medication include an increased desire to drink and gamble, and spent some time Googling exactly how one goes about catching restless leg syndrome.

Hey, you.  Yes, I've personalized this morning's open thread just for you.  You always write my favorite comments.  (Don't tell MKM, he'll be soooo pissed!)  You make my favorite jokes, too.  These open threads are just for you, because you're intelligent, funny, and don't post a bunch of shitty spam garbage that entertains and educates no one, and exists solely for the world (population: 68) to know that you have an opinion and somehow suffer from delusions of grandeur sufficient to cause you to believe that you are important enough to share said opinion before you go back to drinking sterno from the bottle.

You know why I love you most of all?  Because, based on the description above, you're obviously not Raysism or BuDaMan.

Have a good chat, 'spinnerites.  And here's a Youtube clip to get you started.


9 comments:

  1. I’m an easy target. If someone wants to get a point across — just throw Raysism’s name in there.

    You could be watching cartoons with your kids and you don’t like it, you say, ‘Blame it on Raysism.’ If you go to the grocery store and they don’t have the milk that you like, you just say, ‘It’s Raysism’s fault.’

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    1. These Colors Don't RunFebruary 9, 2012 at 2:04 PM

      That may work for tv and milk, but who do I blame for that god-damn wetback giving my hard-earned promotion to that nip chick from the third floor? I swear, I'm gonna go see my heeb lawyer about this bullshit.

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  2. The wrath continues on at Gawker, now with people posting the same thing on AJ's post 15 times or so until they get banned. I'm not sure how many times this one was posted before it was approved, then banned. Brilliant.
    http://gawker.com/5883335/if-you-comment-on-this-post?comment=46824350#comments

    -YNSYED

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  3. For every 5 +1s I receive, I will be donating a +1 to the Upstate Underdog Euthanasia Fund.

    http://deadspin.com/5883740/rodney-harrison-is-an-idiot-let-rob-gronkowski-dance?comment=46839001#comments

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  4. Oh, hey, a Bill Simmons article!!! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...fucking let it go.

    - Everyone

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  5. Legendary CommenterFebruary 9, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    Overall, comments suck today. Yeah, I said it.

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  6. ANGRY STARRED ASSHOLEFebruary 9, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    I'LL DO DUDS!

    http://deadspin.com/5883841/randy-shannon-used-to-sleep-in-cortez-kennedys-dorm-room-to-keep-him-out-of-the-fridge?comment=46849465#comments

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  7. Ugh. Two days in a row at work with nothing but time and I feel like I'm just banging my head against the keyboard and hitting post. Haven't had an original and/or funny comment in days. Also, someone star ReverseApeChemist already. I'm tired of promoting his comments.

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    1. I'm right there with you. I feel like late-career Chuck Knoblauch out there.

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