Hey, you. Yes, I've personalized this morning's open thread just for you. You always write my favorite comments. (Don't tell MKM, he'll be soooo pissed!) You make my favorite jokes, too. These open threads are just for you, because you're intelligent, funny, and don't post a bunch of shitty spam garbage that entertains and educates no one, and exists solely for the world (population: 68) to know that you have an opinion and somehow suffer from delusions of grandeur sufficient to cause you to believe that you are important enough to share said opinion before you go back to drinking sterno from the bottle.
You know why I love you most of all? Because, based on the description above, you're obviously not Raysism or BuDaMan.
Have a good chat, 'spinnerites. And here's a Youtube clip to get you started.