I don't even have anything to rant about. In fact, I'm so pleased that I'm not even going to make you powwow below J-Woww, the guy from Shamwow, or anything by Judd Apatow. It's not that the well's dry, it's that you deserve pure spring water. At the very least, I put your needs before Vince Shlomi's.
So here, enjoy this while you witticize. You deserve it. It's open. Click play, then balog away.