FDR once said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." And while the challenges he faced pale in comparison to the upcoming blitzkrieg that is PowWow, there may be a lesson in those words.
So go forth today, head high, chest out, and make great jokes. Oh what, it's the weekend? You think stupid takes a day off? The threats of pinkos (commies or otherwise) don't stop just because you're nursing a hangover.
Godspeed, soldiers. Your balog is depending on you.