Thursday, July 19, 2012

MKMOT (July 19, 2012)

[hits snooze button 17 times]
[rolls out of bed]
[scratches balls]
[Sees those lazy s.o.b.'s IMG and Skeevy haven't posted the open thread either]
[puts in absolute minimum effort]
[bangs hooker with suspiciously large Adam's apple]
[goes back to bed]


  1. Nice try, escalator lady.

    Nice try.

  2. It's not so much the digs that are funny, it's the hate messages that I get that make me laugh. But I will stop if it's bothering anyone -- even Echo.

    1. I don't know that it bothers me, really. It just...they aren't exactly jokes, and I prefer jokes on DS. Or someone calling commenters fags. Either is cool.

    2. It's okay. I want everyone to be happy with my comments. I'm a uniter, not a divider. I'll stick to my sweet spot, which is located somewhere near the intersection of Track & Field and masturbation humor.

    3. I enjoy them, if that's worth anything. Not just because I share your ambivalence toward MMA, nor just because MMA fans are absolutely the thinnest-skinned creatures the Earth has ever hosted, but because they're funny on their own, whether they're jokes or not.

  3. Poignant theater just dropped my favorite of the day on the rodman post.

    1. That was a seriously great comment.

      Wait, you meant RMJ=H right?