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Monday, July 23, 2012
MKMOT (July 23, 2012)
Did you know Monday is the most popular day to commit suicide, call in sick, and "surf the web" in the Netherlands*? Sounds like a full day to me. How bout you just pick one of the three?
The Dutch would never steer you wrong, what with their trusty rudders and all. My forearm is extended. Take it, and please me with some furious activity. You know it will feel good. Don't be shy. It's open.