Monday, July 23, 2012

MKMOT (July 23, 2012)

Did you know Monday is the most popular day to commit suicide, call in sick, and "surf the web" in the Netherlands*? Sounds like a full day to me. How bout you just pick one of the three?

The Dutch would never steer you wrong, what with their trusty rudders and all. My forearm is extended. Take it, and please me with some furious activity. You know it will feel good. Don't be shy. It's open.




*h/t Lynn Hoppes

21 comments:

  1. A hat tip is a credit provided to the somebody like author, writer etc. or a web site for driving a given subject / topic to the blogger's notice.

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  2. I could really go for a horse, spider bite, or disabled cheerleader post.

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    1. I have dismissed more comments today than ever before.

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    2. How about a spider biting a disabled cheerleader on a horse?

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    3. That was some quality dismissing there RMJ. Keep it up.

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  3. I have no idea where else to leave this, but this seems like as good of a venue as any, since I'm currently locked out of my Facebook account. I was at the Tractor Supply Company this morning and I heard two farmers talking about a Combine, which made me think of Columbine. Stop it. Let it go. Follow my lead and never mention it.

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  4. I'm calling at least 3 "American Psycho" references in the comments of the new horse racing post, one of which will include a .jpeg of Christian Bale covered in plastic brandishing an axe.

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  5. RMJ,

    Someday, we'll all learn what it is about your comments that consistently draw the burner accounts. But they just love you.

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    1. I've remarked on this before.

      I am the king of the Trolls and Idiots.

      Don't mess with me.

      (Also, if you would like to know how to strikethrough, I can direct message you the secret handshake.)

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    2. ..............in chrome I see your strikethrough comments as errors with squares inbetween each character.

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    3. Same here. I never see strikethrough in the comments, just squares between letters.

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    4. That's what I was just going to say, then I tried it in Firefox. Strikeout text!

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    5. Works in IE too.

      No one ever told me it didn't work in Chrome.

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    6. The rare times you use it I always wondered why you never edited the comments after the strikethrough clearly didn't work. How do you do that though?

      < d e l > and < / d e l > don't work for me.

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    7. I have to give a hat top to David Hume for telling me about this about two years ago.

      http://adamvarga.com/strike/

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    8. Ahem, *hat tip*.

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  6. Newfat-leaveher has been discontinued. Thanks to all who have demanded the return of classic fatleaveher.

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  7. 1.) People associated with running Penn State distance themselves further from Joe Paterno

    2.) Some person or persons that in particular are tied to the case thatmaybe (probably) have some culpability distance themselves further from Joe Paterno via resignation/official statement

    3.) Penn State gets punished by some organization

    4.) "Ethical Questions Starring Joe Posnanski's Book Deal"

    5.) Large amount of money taken from Penn State, given to "Victims Of Abuse"

    6.) Paterno family reaction (prominently involving the words legacy and Freeh)

    7.) Penn State fan reaction (prominently involving the words fa**ot and ni**er)

    8.) Celibrity, quasi-celebrity, or former player foolishly defends Joe Paterno

    9.) Guns N' Roses Circle-Jerk Hour

    10.) Repeat

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  8. Aww Sheeet! Armen T. is movin' his a@@ on this old joint!

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