The Dutch would never steer you wrong, what with their trusty rudders and all. My forearm is extended. Take it, and please me with some furious activity. You know it will feel good. Don't be shy. It's open.
*h/t Lynn Hoppes
Monday, July 23, 2012
MKMOT (July 23, 2012)
Did you know Monday is the most popular day to commit suicide, call in sick, and "surf the web" in the Netherlands*? Sounds like a full day to me. How bout you just pick one of the three?
The Dutch would never steer you wrong, what with their trusty rudders and all. My forearm is extended. Take it, and please me with some furious activity. You know it will feel good. Don't be shy. It's open.
*h/t Lynn Hoppes
The Dutch would never steer you wrong, what with their trusty rudders and all. My forearm is extended. Take it, and please me with some furious activity. You know it will feel good. Don't be shy. It's open.
*h/t Lynn Hoppes
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ReplyDeleteI could really go for a horse, spider bite, or disabled cheerleader post.
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DeleteHow about a spider biting a disabled cheerleader on a horse?
DeleteThat was some quality dismissing there RMJ. Keep it up.
DeleteI have no idea where else to leave this, but this seems like as good of a venue as any, since I'm currently locked out of my Facebook account. I was at the Tractor Supply Company this morning and I heard two farmers talking about a Combine, which made me think of Columbine. Stop it. Let it go. Follow my lead and never mention it.
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I've remarked on this before.
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ReplyDelete1.) People associated with running Penn State distance themselves further from Joe Paterno
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3.) Penn State gets punished by some organization
4.) "Ethical Questions Starring Joe Posnanski's Book Deal"
5.) Large amount of money taken from Penn State, given to "Victims Of Abuse"
6.) Paterno family reaction (prominently involving the words legacy and Freeh)
7.) Penn State fan reaction (prominently involving the words fa**ot and ni**er)
8.) Celibrity, quasi-celebrity, or former player foolishly defends Joe Paterno
9.) Guns N' Roses Circle-Jerk Hour
10.) Repeat
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