Tuesday, July 24, 2012

MKMOT (July 24, 2012)

So, a lot of imaginary people have been asking me, "Marv, is the balog going corporate?", to which I always tell them the same thing. No.

And then I tell them how much I love my Sanuk shoes.They're  functional, stylish, and remarkably versatile. Whether I'm hiking, biking, going to the beach, or lounging around the house, I know that my Sanuks will be up to the task. I can use and abuse them, wear them in the water, and even throw them in the washing machine with no reservations. Sanuks- no rules, no limits, no worries. I am born anew in their greatness. I wear them as I balog.

Here's the thing that goes above where you do the thing you do. Like the toes of the horrendous mandals of so many nancyboys, it's open.


30 comments:

  1. Yesterday was a tough reminder that most people are horrible fucking commenters. Some at least mean well, though.

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    1. Have no fear! YancyMilda has gotten us off to a rousing start today.

      Nailed it.

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    2. This comment from Fighter-of-the-Nightman in response to your joke might be the saddest thing I've read in a long time.

      http://deadspin.com/5928431/?comment=51222439

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    3. The Amazing SneijdermanJuly 24, 2012 at 10:23 AM

      There are some world-class terrible replies on that one. I dunno RMJ, looks like Raysism might be threatening you for burner affection.

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    4. SbV8 and I had a conversation about this comment on Twitter.

      This commenter, Nova Gearhart (she's a winner), said in reply to my, "Exactly my point" comment, "EXACTLY my point, creep!"

      http://deadspin.com/5928329/?comment=51209897

      I dismissed that reply in hope that she would just dismiss the whole thing, but alas.

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    5. I also assumed that commenter was female for some reason. Nova seems feminine, I guess? Anyway, still best without the second line.

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    6. Look at her avatar.

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    7. or maybe that's why I made that assumption.

      But who knows, unlike you and me, Nova might be using someone else's picture.

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  2. Awesome song choice today Skeevy. I don't care what the ladies say about you, you're alright. Of course, you didn't give me herpes, so I'm not as biased.

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    1. Indeed. Best album by a criminally underrated band.

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    2. Tis my favorite from their entire catalog.

      Thanks for listening. Sanuks.

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  3. I don't care what we're told, I still don't feel comfortable pouring conversational statements on deadspin. But I have to say, watching melky repeatedly crack a grin while trying to mean mug after the fans caught him was really great.

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    1. Putting. Not pouring. God I can't wait top Gerry away from my work's web filter. Phone comments suck.

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    2. One more time. In English. Gimme tha fackin keys ya fuggin cocksucka, whud da fug?

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    3. Awesome. Heard that in his voice during the first read through. Love that anecdote too.

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  4. What's going on with RMJ's joke in the Ricky Williams thread? Right over my head.

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    1. You don't need to hide behind anonymity just to question one of my jokes. Just ask.

      http://twitter.com/rmj_equals_hero/statuses/227785637095419904

      It didn't work out.

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    2. @RMJ=H

      One can but try. And you really appear to have found a fan. God help you.

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  5. Let it breathe, fellas.

    Lunch is meant to be enjoyed, not inhaled!

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    1. Aaaaannnnnnddd....now two posts in as many minutes.

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  6. Is it just me or has All Over But The Sharting never made a joke that wasn't worth a hearty laugh? I've been trying to not be overt about it, but seriously, I love this guy.

    Sharting, if you're reading this, I don't know man....let's be fucking friends and share secrets and make up a handshake and frost each other's hair and shit, dude. I'm ready.

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    1. Just you, turns out.

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  7. So I was just wondering about something.

    Shouldn't Deadspin change their "Sports News without access, favor or discretion" tag line now that they interview people all the time?

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  8. You ever wonder about stuff? Like, you know, stuff?

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  9. Today was a tough reminder that most people are horrible fucking commenters. Some at least mean well, though.

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  10. Tomorrow will be a tough reminder that most people are horrible fucking commenters. Some will at least mean well, though.

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  11. Tomorrow will be a tough reminder that most people are horrible fucking commenters. Some will at least mean well, though.

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    1. RIP, MKMwhatever, loved you before the trolls.

      ESAD

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