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Friday, November 9, 2012
MKMOT (November 9, 2012)
Oh, now I see some chatter down there???
Sometime in the days to comeweeks to comemonths to come future there will be a retrospective or two, highlighting some of the better days of this abomination that has gone on for way too long. But that's a lot of work for a Guy Who Is Increasingly Tired These Days, especially when nooneisreadingthissoimprettymuchjusttypingtomyselfandmytoysandfigurineswhichmakesmefeellikeabitofaweirdobutmaybeitsyouallwhoaretheweirdosbecausemytoysandfigurinesarewayawesomerthananythingyoucouldevergiveme. EVER!!!
But yeah, that'll happen. Feel free to chat until. I don't have any A-list monotone sportscasters to offer, but I will answer any questions you may have about myself and my budding career. No topic is off limits as long as this thing is still breathing (with assistance). It's open.
They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one balog. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.
Seeing Scoob Lover and Scrap Lover just makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteThey somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one balog. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.
ReplyDeleteMake a move and the figurine gets it.
DeleteWell, Marvy-O, it's not exactly mai-thais and yatzee out here but... let's do it!
Delete[runs through hail of gunfire, explosions, etc]
I miss the Guy Who Whacked A Shuttlecock the most of all. They were all pretty good, except that one guy who was a crank.
ReplyDeleteI loved that Guy!
DeleteThis Barry Melrose chat is fucking great.
ReplyDeleteAmirite, Barry?
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Deadspin lost Barry Melrose!
ReplyDeleteCrushed that one!
ReplyDeleteI put one finger over the hole.
DeleteRight down the middle!
ReplyDeleteI could have stayed under longer. I didn’t think you guys were still counting.
ReplyDeleteAIIIIIIIIIN'T NUTHIN BUT A HEARRRT-ACHE! AIIIIIIIIIN'T NUTHIN BUT A MIS-TAKE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere am I? And why am I wearing this gold medal???
ReplyDeleteDid it fly up your butt at any point?
DeleteYeah, I want to know about this too. Pix?
DeleteMOTHER!!!
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