Here's What Raysism Would Probably Say If He Were Allowed To Write A Column on Why Raysism Is The Most Raysismistically Raysismexcellent Commenter in the World (Profiles in Commenters Who Are Nowhere Near As Good As MKM)

Raysism got in touch and wanted to know if he could write a guest piece about his favorite commenter, Raysism.  I said no, but then I felt bad, because I had just spoken to fucking Raysism, and no one should have to endure that shit.  So, anyway, here's what I imagine Raysism's profile would have looked like, if I'd allowed him to write one.

Pictured: Raysism, feeling composed

That's you.  That's how you comment.

MKM > Raysism


UPDATE:  For every action, there is an equal and totally batshit reaction.