Friday, February 10, 2012

An Awkward Introduction/Announcement

Since more of a bad thing is a good thing, see the Olive Garden's all you can eat soup and breadsticks special, I've invited a guest editor to post some stuff occasionally.  His or her name is CJ SpillerYourGuts, and I have no idea what his or her actual identity is, other than he/she wrote me something that made me laugh and I've obviously started phoning in whatever it is I do here, so someone else can't possibly lower the quality any further.

Consider him/her your overly hands-on stepfather/mother.  Say hi, champ!

In other news, in the coming week, be sure to look for a couple of very special guest pieces from some highly-esteemed Deadspin commenters, who will probably flake, and Raysism, who has already submitted multiple drafts.

10 comments:

  1. Just to be clear on this, are we being given unlimited soup and breadsticks?

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    1. Redeemable only at the Olive Garden, Palermo.

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  2. This site used to be cool. Now it's more stale than all of the Beastie Boys albums put together.

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  3. I think we'll be able to tell who it is by the writing style.

    HEY LOSERS, THIS IS CJ SPILLERYOURGUTS. HERE'S A LIST OF COMMENTERS I THINK ARE TERRIBLE

    - ALL OF 'EM
    - SavetoFavorites

    HEY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT. THAT'S WHY I CONVENIENTLY PUT IT IN ALL CAPS, SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU NEED TO IGNORE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. BYE JERKS

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    2. Dude someone totally already did the all-caps making fun of ANGRY STARRED ASSHOLE numerous times 2 posts ago. This is total bullshit. Things can't be funny more than once, you know. Nice try, thanks for playing.

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    3. +1

      (It was funnier before you deleted the redundant comment)

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    4. Are you telling me how to make commentary about commenting on commenting?! Bitch, my FATHER don't tell me how to make commentary about commenting on commenting!

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    5. http://www.hulu.com/watch/169228/louie-your-father-is-dead

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    6. +1 and a half-sandwich to all of you.

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