Since more of a bad thing is a good thing, see the Olive Garden's all you can eat soup and breadsticks special, I've invited a guest editor to post some stuff occasionally. His or her name is CJ SpillerYourGuts, and I have no idea what his or her actual identity is, other than he/she wrote me something that made me laugh and I've obviously started phoning in whatever it is I do here, so someone else can't possibly lower the quality any further.
Consider him/her your overly hands-on stepfather/mother. Say hi, champ!
In other news, in the coming week, be sure to look for a couple of very special guest pieces from some highly-esteemed Deadspin commenters, who will probably flake, and Raysism, who has already submitted multiple drafts.