Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I am watching Hall Pass

If any of you would like to shoot me, now would be perfect timing.

15 comments:

  1. Wow, I probably saw this movie a month ago, and completely forgot it even existed. I like Sudeikis and all, but evidently it didn't make much of an impression. Here's a quiz: Can you actually name any of the characters in the film?

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    1. It's awful, but I'm too lazy to turn it off and watch Family Guy reruns.

      And I don't watch SNL anymore, but I have hated everything I've seen with Sudeikis.

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    2. I feel like I've already said in DUAN that I liked Horrible Bosses. I might have been drawn and quartered for it.

      I'm a huge sucker for SNL, though.

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    3. I did not care for Horrible Bosses. One or two decent laughs, but mostly a huge waste of talent.

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    4. If only for Aniston's hotness, Horrible Bosses was worth it. There were some really funny parts and the ending was very clever for a comedy. I've seen so much worse from Hollywood lately.

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  2. That's not so pathetic. I am refreshing your blog to see if you live-blog any thoughts about comic observations and/or plot holes in Hall Pass.

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    1. Christina Applegate looked better at 19 than she does at 40.

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    2. Casting JB Smoove is like an admission that you don't have a script so you're going to rely on funny pronunciation.

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    3. Fat naked male ass does not a comedy make.

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    4. I'm not sure Owen Wilson has ever done something that isn't infuriating.

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    5. Yo dawg, these thoughts are #notlongenough

      (Still really confused by that).

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    6. It's good to see that people in Hollywood went and found all the great material that Couples Retreat left on the table.

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  3. "Hall Pass": If you watch "Hall Pass", you should be expelled. Out of a window.

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  4. And we've gone off a cliff. This may be the worst movie ever.

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  5. [wakes up hours later; confused, and in puddle of what appears to be my own blood, covered in what police will later describe as "defensive wounds"]

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