Hey, Happy Friday, everyone. Here's to our first weekend without football in ... ohmigod our entire life is a simply a void that is superficially fulfilled by the sight of men - real men, the sort of men that we could never be - concussing one another on a field of battle, which somehow legitimizes our pathetic existence in a schadenfreude-driven psychosis that allows those of us who have accomplished nothing in our lives to feel better because we can sit in our pajamas and anonymously type snide comments, that are read by almost no one, mocking those superhuman men who have actually achieved something with their lives, and possess the sort of courage we only experience by osmosis while watching fantasy movies on our parents' VCR.
Doesn't look like there's much in the way of boxing either.
Chat it up, you little bitches. Here's a Youtube clip to get you started.