Hey, everybody. So why does everyone hate Friday the 13th so much? It's still a Friday. This is a goddamned Monday. I hate Monday the 13th. You know what else I hate, Monday the 1-12, 14-31. Mondays suck. Virtually no one will think it's cool to start Happy Hour at 11:00 a.m on a Monday. Pompous jerks.
Anywho, at least we have each other, right? So have fun, rip some lousy comments (preferably in appropriately sized and capitalized font with some actual clever contributions, umkay?). Here's a Youtube clip to get you started.