Wednesday, February 8, 2012

MKM Open Thread (Feb 8 2012)

Welcome to your MKM Blog Open Thread for February 8, 2012, the day I learned not to run stadiums before trying to post an open thread and ohmigod, I am going to be sick

Hey everyone, here's hoping you all spend the day doing what Gamboa did in DUAN last night, and not writing a bunch of prolix unfunny non-sequitor replies to good comments when you really should just say +1 -- and only +1, not some extended +1 that is really just you trying to insert yourself into someone else's joke -- and make your own goddamned joke, you untalented hack.

Hey, here's a Youtube clip (starring Louis CK's real life ex-wife) to get you started...




16 comments:

  1. This ceilingFANBOY needs to be put out of his misery.

    http://deadspin.com/5883331/nationals-take-back-the-park-from-phillies-fans-give-it-right-back-to-them?comment=46787669#comments

    And BufordJustice? Weren't you recently destarred? Get the message, guys.

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  2. Oh, you mean like what happened HERE?

    http://deadspin.com/5883159/jerry-sanduskys-neighbors-say-hes-been-watching-children-from-his-back-porch?comment=46766951#comments

    -Someone not at all involved in that joke

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    1. I'm retarded. The comment below is supposed to be a reply, but I can't use an iPhone to make a call, let alone comment.

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  3. That may or may not have been exactly what I had in mind when I wrote this (hint: it was) but its a damned epidemic. Find any comment with more than 10 replies and you're almost guaranteed to find at least one free riding hack who totally tries to insert themselves into the joke. Go fuck yourself, dude. If you have something funny to say, there's a button that says "start a new thread.". Don't just wait for someone else to do the hard work and then say "hey everyone, look at me.". It's not only pathetic and obnoxious, it shits all over someone else's good work.

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    1. I don't appreciate your use of the word retarded up above, dude. Using that word is pretty gay.

      Also, if you thought it was funny, why didn't you +1 it?!?! Some people (me and Raysism) need constant validation in order to make it through the day.

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    2. I didn't say I thought it was funny. Hell, what makes you think I wasn't talking about your comment?

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    3. Both of you are absolutely right. But it's probably asking too much of people to understand how to reply to a comment when they don't even know you're supposed to A). Make jokes and B). Not promote uninteresting non-jokes.

      It is awful to see a perfectly good 10 +1 thread ruined, but these unstarred guys will eventually go away (4thMolinaBrother has hacked his way through the comments for a while, so hopefully that's nearly over). But as long as the improperly starred are having shitty, serious dialogue in the comments, it's just going to get worse.

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  4. The boards are filled with about 25 percent quality commenters, 70 percent unfunny assholes, and 5 percent certifiably retarded people...and I know it's not the ninjas jobs to tell people what's funny and what isn't, but perhaps they could nudge some of the dumbshits who post stupid pictures and think they're knocking one out of the park. Also, this is stupid....

    http://deadspin.com/5883358/fax-machine-follies-on-signing-day?comment=46790869#comments

    Taking a tiny bit of text out of a post and making it about something not even closely related is so fucking lazy.

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  5. ANGRY STARRED ASSHOLEFebruary 8, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    HEY FUCKFACE --- NOT EVERY POST NEEDS A TERRIBLE SANDUSKY REFERENCE. DID YOU PULL YOUR HAMMY ON THIS ONE?

    http://deadspin.com/5883378/the-tongan-olympic-luger-who-turned-out-to-be-an-underwear-marketing-scam?comment=46794544#comments

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  6. Hey guys! I'm tighter than a snare drum!

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  7. ANGRY STARRED ASSHOLEFebruary 8, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT, DUBAI. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE IT STOP! AT LEAST THE LAST MORON GOT BANNED...IT SHOULD BE A STANDING RULE. CAN AJ COME BACK FOR A FEW AND PUT UP A POST THAT SAYS "IF YOU COMMENT ON JERRY SANDUSKY AND IT IS STUPID, YOU WILL GET EATEN BY FLESH EATING BACTERIA!" PLEASE?

    http://deadspin.com/5883414/tim-thomas-announces-on-facebook-that-he-stands-with-the-catholics-in-the-fight-for-religious-freedom?comment=46797352#comments

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  8. More shit:

    http://deadspin.com/5883414/tim-thomas-announces-on-facebook-that-he-stands-with-the-catholics-in-the-fight-for-religious-freedom?comment=46799269#comments

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  9. Worse-- I'm not sure THEY think this steaming monkeystink is actually funny. (I mean, WVU spree killer non sequiturs?) A lot of them seem to have recreated some curdled version of the Manifesto into their heads, and they're crafting jokes that they think other people would like, based on some twisted, twisted perception. It's such a strange, strange dynamic; it feels like watching someone with no sense of smell or taste try and whip up meals from "Chopped" baskets.

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  10. The asshole from beforeFebruary 8, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    Hey, anyone for a nightcap?

    http://deadspin.com/5883467/the-most-unwanted-nba-tickets-so-far-this-season-bucks-at-jazz-jan-3?comment=46806541#comments

    "Hmm, I don't get it.."

    THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

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