I don't know if any of you people work with other people who have children, but I do, and fuck those miserable breeders. Everyone has spent the last two weeks bitching about how their ugly, bratty children are wrestling with some loathsome disease that is undoubtedly the product of the same sort of lax parenting that they display when they bring their hideous children to the office and pretend not to notice when said ugly, bratty children are running amok, ripping up important irreplaceable documents and eating out of my garbage can. Anyway, their worthless little disease vectors finally got me this morning, and I feel like hell.
All of which brings me to my point: perfectly done, BBAM. That's how you take a traditional format and manage to do something entirely original and hysterical with it. I've mentioned that we're going to have a tournament of commenters on this site soon, and this comment will definitely be a part of it.