Wednesday, March 14, 2012

MKM Open Thread (Mar. 14, 2012)

Welcome to your MKM Blog open thread for March 14, 2012, the day Billy Crystal turned 64.  His only funny joke was born six days later. 

Hey, everyone, what's happening?  You all having a nice week?  That's excellent.  And the best part is that you managed to do all that without illegal and immoral performance enhancing drugs.  What's that?    Oh, okay, well, that's hardly performance enhancing.

Anyway, let's get it started, like a politically correct version of the Black Eyed Peas terrible hit, Let's Get Retarded.

Here's a Youtube clip to kick it off.



8 comments:

  1. The Real StuartScottsEye, For RealMarch 14, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    Quick, name someone less funny than StuartScottsEye! I bet you can't do it.

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    1. YOU'RE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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  2. YES! Two straight stories on youth soccer on Deadspin! Am I the only one with a boner? I mean, besides JErry Sandusky??/@?

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  3. In the same vein as "Blood Week" and "Comedy Week," I see that today is Deadspin's "Make BBAM Throw Up In His Own Mouth Day."

    No joke, I bought 2 Linsanity banners at Duane Reade for about $1.25 each, 20 minutes before I heard about D'Antoni. I still think they're a valid housewarming gift for my brother, but...it's not the same.

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  4. IMG, it might be politically incorrect, but how cool is it that the BEP dedicated a song to you?

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  5. Hey, 4thMolinaBrother...I don't know if you read this blog or not, but try to keep away from "we also would have accepted XYZ" shit (which you did to Gamboa in the Mexican Baseball shootout post) in a reply to someone's really good joke. Those don't go over well. Thanks.

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    1. Couldn't have said it better on the other post myself. Thanks.

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