Hey, everyone, what's happening? You all having a nice week? That's excellent. And the best part is that you managed to do all that without illegal and immoral performance enhancing drugs. What's that? Oh, okay, well, that's hardly performance enhancing.
Anyway, let's get it started, like a politically correct version of the Black Eyed Peas terrible hit, Let's Get Retarded.
Here's a Youtube clip to kick it off.