A good morning to all of you. Well, in the Kubler-Ross model, I think we are now through Denial and Anger, and are on to the Bargaining stage. So, I'd like to offer the folks at Gawker Media unlimited access to this website and its 100,000 readers in exchange for my star, but only on the condition that lauren_jo does not get to keep hers. Alternatively, I can offer a nearly full bottle of Jim Beam and nosebleed seats to the Pacquiao-Bradley fight. Pick your poison.
Okay, let's get things up and rolling. Make some jokes. How about a few pyramids? I'll even toss in a Youtube clip to get you started.