Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Crossed The 100,000 Visitor Threshold

Without noticing it, we crossed the 100,000 visitor threshold earlier this week and are now at 102,500 visitors in just a hair over three months of operation.  43,176 visitors, oddly enough, appear to have signed in from a small law firm in the greater St. Petersburg metro area.

You are a bunch of sad pathetic people.  Thanks for cheering up this sad pathetic person with your jokes and vicious anonymous insults.

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  1. 43,176 visitors, oddly enough, appear to have signed in from a small law firm in the greater St. Petersburg metro area

    We're huge with Ben Matlock's dad!

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  2. Congratulations, that's quite the accomplishment.

    Now that we have that out of the way, let's get down to business. What is the timetable on the sale to Uproxx looking like, and will commenters be getting a cut?

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    1. I promise I will divide the total sale price pro rata based upon the number of comments made.

      So Guy Who Anonymously Bashes People is going to be able to retire.

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  3. This balog needs to die a fiery, painful death. I want it to hurt like the Dickens. Not like the my father was cold and distant and unsupportive and cold sort of pain, but the dying in a fiery painful death hurting like the Dickens sort of fashion.

    /kisses, like the candy treats

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  4. Just think, if you were smart enough to sign up with Adsense, you could've earned fives of dollars by now.

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    1. Technically, billions is just 200 million fives of dollars.

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  5. Your search for "great*" and "St. Petersburg" has returned zerkjadkj0000000 SYNTAX ERROR;
    MALFUNCTION;
    SEARCH CORE MELTING

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