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Baloggins....come out to plaaaaaaa-aay!
I'M A FUCKING BEAR RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
This is the balogs friend, Baloghorn Leghorn. The balog died a few nights ago.
I'm here to preemptively kill this new post by bitching about commenting changes. This "baloggins" bullshit wouldn't fly on the as-is Deadspin, but I bet it does in the future! GAH!
Send me a DM if any of y'all know how to make a hologram. We got to talk.
This balog has gotten so much better since it turned a daily open thread into an existential crisis.
Hey, just wanted to stop by and say that since I started reading this balog, my life has been looking up! Thanks guys!
Working on getting the admin rights back from Nilesh Prasad?
Fantastic Pink in the Armor nominee on the Mark Prior thread. Is there some joke about "koalification" I'm missing?
Prior was out of baseball in 2007 and 2008 for stealing a Koala from a zoo in Portland.
That's not a fucking joke. This is a very serious issue.
I have bad news - that piece of trash ins't pink anymore. Some twat named "Scoop and Slam" approved it.
THAT KOALA THING WAS A JOKE, SAS