Tuesday, May 29, 2012

MKMOT (May 29, 2012)

AAAAAAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd WE'RE BACK! Well, I am anyway. Holiday weekends, who needs 'em, amirite???

In all seriousness, we love our troops and vets at this here balog, so if you are one, or if you know one, a heartfelt, non-cliche thank you is in order. So inadequate, I know. But sincere nonetheless. I don't know what else to say.

In all non-seriousness, I'm sure we've got some very important issues to tackle under this video. If you're reading this, join us, won't you? Your input is welcome. We take all kinds here. Powwow now below T'Pau.

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14 comments:

  1. Dear Ask Marv Skeevy:

    I have a friend, let's call him "Shit For Brains". Shit For Brains has a bad habit of continually hooking up with this one girl who, while dynamite in the sack, is a giant bag of needy wrapped with AIDS-infested hypodermic needles who is trying to drain his soul out through his urethra with a broken glass pipette.

    My question is, how can I get him to see the error of his ways? Also, when do I tell him his "Ticket to the Gun Show" bicep tattoo is fucking horrible?

    Thanks!

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    1. Who's more foolish.. the fool, or the fool who follows him? (if you read it in a three gin n' tonics so he can utter these foolish lines Alec Guinness voice, it works)

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    2. Don't ask me, man.

      I fucked Ann Landers.

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  2. What's The Story, Morning Glorious BastardMay 29, 2012 at 8:55 AM

    In the upper right corner, it says that MBA was updated three days ago with a post titled "This is a Rant and You Should Not Read It". But when you click there, it says the page does not exists. There is no cached page in Google, either.

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    1. There was a post about gay marriage that was up for a day or two and then apparently got taken down. I don't think it even mentioned Deadspin or commenting, though.

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    2. I'll take this one, guys who were all named Guy Who . . . by cold, uncaring parents:

      That rant had absolutely nothing to do with Deadspin or commenting or joke-making at all. It was cathartic to write and I appreciated the handful of encouraging responses it received, but it was totally out of place on MBA. It's in the vault now, so maybe I'll re-post it down the line in another blog or something. Anyway, yeah, I sure wish I could change that link up there to end the confusion.

      Thanks for reading, though.

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    3. So if this blog is run by Marv, is MBA run by MarvFAIL?

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    4. Guy Who Is Chevy ChaseMay 29, 2012 at 10:42 AM

      Bullshit! Why would I need to read jokes on the internet to learn about humor? I am the funniest man alive!

      [trips down "up" escalator]

      [presses "play" on laugh track]

      [takes a bow]

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  4. Seems like some new writers at Deadspin lately. Is anyone gone, or have all our comments boosted the popularity of the site such that expansion was necessary?

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    1. Check out their P/E ratio, bro. It's booming.

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    2. Son, I know my charts, and let me tell you somethin'. That chart right there is a beaut.

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  5. Hope everybody had a very Turdy holiday weekend. I wonder what Hustler of Culture was up to. Reading articles, perhaps?

    Oh. Nope.

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