Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MKMOT (June 12, 2012)

Me-owwww!!!

Listen, guy, if you think you're going to come over here and challenge my editorial restraint by anonymously bashing the man in charge over there, your fellow commenters, and one of my balogging brothers, you've got another... [sees pageview and comment totals]... chance to do it today!

Maybe I'll step in someday, but you guys do a nice job of policing yourselves. Just be sure to watch your heads when getting into the back of the car. And don't you dare exercise your right to remain silent.

I am the dirtiest of whores for action. Give me some more today. Get down below. It's open.




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    1. MY FATHER WAS MURDERED BY A BURRITO YOU SON OF A BITCH

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  2. The comments are coming from inside the house!

    I'm on to you skeevy.

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    1. balog_samurai moved this thread to #jesseventuraboulevard

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  3. Man, I just got to read through the stuff on here from yesterday...some people are on edge around here lately. Chill out folks. It's not that serious.

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    1. I Like Cheap BeerJune 12, 2012 at 1:04 PM

      A name change is in order: The Real Phin, Keeping it Real

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    2. Guy Who is still hereJune 12, 2012 at 8:16 PM

      YOU SON OF A BITCH! This is super-serious - what we do here matters! Our embarrassing puns matter! Shitehawk's daily list of the comments with the most +1s matters! The 7000 word screeds penned by underemployed lawyers in defense of the internet friends they "love to death" matter!

      Now, with that settled let's all go back to mocking Gawker and Jezebel commenters for being so damn self-important.

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    3. Guy who is not impressedJune 12, 2012 at 9:30 PM

      So, is it a douchebag bat signal or a penis bat signal? One would think that, with the entire internet to work with you could come up with an internally coherent insult. On the plus side, you did support my assertion that most DS commenters are mediocre hacks.

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    4. Jesus, Guy Who, by that logic, the actual bat signal should be a silhouette of Batman. Batman's symbol is a bat, ergo a penis could certainly be the douchebag bat signal, if a penis were adopted by the douchebag as his symbol. For instance, you, fucking douchebag, could decide "HEY! What better way to express to the world how much of a gigantic tool I am than to cut a cock-and-balls out of some construction paper and paste it onto my sizable forehead?" Then, if I (citizen) needed a joyless blowhard to take a dump in the middle of a picnic or something and wanted to summon the douchebag (you, stay with me here), I'd lay my own cock and balls on a spotlight and--presto!--the douchebag would arrive.

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    5. Batman's symbol is a bat, ergo a penis could certainly be the douchebag bat signal.

      This is, without a doubt, the most idiotic thing ever posted on the internet. Congratulations, guy, and go back to paying off your 6-figure debts.

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  4. The comments have been a total train wreck so far today. I guess kickball discussion is a lighthouse for morons. Anyway, this taunting the ninja is fucking ridiculous.

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    1. Okay okay! I'll stop already!

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    2. RMJ, you plucky little bastard.

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  5. I liked <a href="http://deadspin.com/5917775/mexican-drug-lords-launder-money-through-horse-racing-us-government-alleges?comment=50551450#comments>this one</a> from pribian apparently no one else did.

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    1. Guy who is most certainly not RMJ=HJune 12, 2012 at 2:54 PM

      Apparently you have no clue as to how to embed links on here. Idiot.

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  6. Where's Guy Who, today?

    Knocking over some gravestones in his Lexus? Pissing out of a hot air balloon onto a playground?

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  7. Oh man, Will has called it...the next great director is that smoking hot chick! SPROTS!

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