Just because I'm not around, it doesn't mean you can't stop by. You have a key. You're welcome to use it. By the way, would it kill you to return my Foreman Grill? I'm thirsty for Spamburger drippins. Which are huge in Hawaii, by the way.
I digress. It's the weekend. Mail it in with me. Don't be all disgruntled. The post office might not be open, but it is, below.