So as way of enticement, TODAY ONLY I will be offering, FREE OF CHARGE, CJ SpillerYourGuts' EXCLUSIVE SECRET to MAXIMIZING your reading PLEASURE under the new Kinja regime. But in a shameful grab at increased page views*, the secret is after the jump.
Happy Fourth, everybody. If you don't end up at the emergency room, drunk, with a little bit of your pinky missing and deaf in your left ear from a joke you played on a buddy with a M-80, you're doing it wrong.
* I do not know how the internet works. This probably doesn't increase page views.