I know what you're saying. "Try aspirin, Marv." Done that, meh. "Eat a single piece of bread." Doesn't work either. "Drink lots of water." If it were that easy, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. "Spin around 8 times with your finger on your nose while singing 'Safety Dance'." I'll get back to you on that one.
If you know a real fix for this problem*, post it below, won't you? Like me to your suggestions, it's open.