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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

MKMOT (September 4, 2012)

"Welp, I guess summer's over."

"Time to get back to the grind."

"It was good while it lasted."

Bullshit. I hate those people who throw away summer like a used tampon just because we're on the backside of Labor Day. Is it not still sunny? Is it not still warm? Are you somehow not able to sit on the back porch and have a beer in a t-shirt and shorts?

Yes, fall and all its varied splendor are on the way, followed by the dreaded specter of winter. But they'll get here all on their own, without the need for any rush jobs. In the meantime, tell any negative Nellies you see to shove it down their pie hole, and enjoy what we've got.





Tip from MKMUB Science Corner: used tampons should definitely be disposed of in an appropriate manner.