Friday, January 13, 2012

don't-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese-Hack (Profiles in Commenters Who Aren't As Good As MKM)

So, I had to have an extensive debate with myself as to whether dont-forget-how-this-idiotic-screenname-ends-because-it-goes-on-for-fucking-ever is even eligible for consideration since he has effectively retired from commenting to become Deadspin editor Sean Newell, your online one-stop-shop for open threads and color-coded charts to let you know what football game you are watching if you lacked the cognitive ability to infer that information from the series of pictures leaving your television screen at the speed of light.

Because Sean is presently occupied writing two-sentence introductions to DUAN!, it's easy to forget that he was once one of Deadspin's top commenters, especially if you have that disease that Drew Barrymore had in 50 First Dates and can't remember shit that happened a few months ago.  Back in the good old days when Sean was one of us, and not some high-powered media fat cat, he actually used to post some decent comments that demonstrated Sean's tremendous range -- he could do everything from the standard sort of pun comment which gets attributed to Emmitt Smith with hilarious results to standard sorts of pun comments that were only subtly attributed to Emmitt Smith.

So, dont-forget-that-the-cast-of-Sunny-includes-dennis-charlie-mac, I salute your continued efforts.  It's just too bad you brought that weak shit so close to something this awesome

Pictured: What kind of asshole still likes Motley Crue?
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8 comments:

  1. i_never_misplace_my_beef-a-roniJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    THEY WERE UNDERSCORES!!!!!!

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  2. Jamal Lewis Coke HabitJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    Motley Crue Rules! D_F_W_C-f-C-M Is The Ninja!!!!!!!!

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  3. WORST. AVATAR. EVER.

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    1. M. Night Shamalamadingdong ruined Avatar!

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  4. Ghost Penis of Milton BerleJanuary 13, 2012 at 7:20 PM

    You think you're a big shot, Tommy Lee?

    [unzips pants, quotes Boogie Nights]

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  5. Here's a link to a hot story: wwwww.wascoolwhendeadspinranitthefirsttimeinjune.fart

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    1. Since when does Fartlandia have its own domain?

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