No need to reach into the archives today, not with all new gems like this from our main guy, MKM. Look, to love MKM, as all readers of this blog do, is to love all the MKMemes: OOVAGC, Obscure Broadway references, et cet. But this is MKM at his absolute best. Every word is perfect, even the somewhat awkward grammar in the last sentence feels almost like it was lifted from a Jane Campion movie.
This is what every Deadspin commenter should aspire to. It's original, it's funny, it's universal. I could show that to someone who knows nothing of sports or Deadspin, like my wife, and she would laugh (and she is a cold-hearted humorless succubus). It's beautiful. It's MKM.